The Election ‘This is a job review, not wish fullfillment like 2016. And with 200,000 dead and 20,000,000 unemployed, President Trump has shown himself incapable of doing the two things we expect even of our caretaker Presidents: Keeping Americans safe and keeping America prosperous.’
The Election ‘If I hired this incompetent goombah to manage my Wendy’s, right now he’s looking at a 3% drop in customers, a 12% drop in revenue, his incompetent staff all yelling at each other, all while purposely ignoring a disease outbreak in the kitchen! What the hell! I wouldn’t wait until November 3rd to fire his ass!’
Health Care ‘You know how health care plans get better and cheaper the larger your employer? Now imagine how good and cheap they would be if everyone was on the same plan. That’s single payer - we’re all paying into the same plan.’
Trump ‘Come on, you wanna reward the guy who tried to steal the game?’