# Things that Dubya hasn't done **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789 "2003-11-12T11:48:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/21 "2003-11-12T18:11:20Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:** Let’s all please keep in mind that this thread is in MPSIMS. If I find too many things that are _political_ in nature, I’m shipping this thread off to the Pit. > [@](#): > > Lied about getting a blowjob from an intern under oath. > > Just stirring up the nuts, folks. and > [@](#): > > Surely “winning a presidential election” in the traditional sense (ya know, getting more votes and all that boring stuff)? are about the extent of what I’ll tolerate. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/22 "2003-11-12T18:14:27Z")
See? cbawlmer’s post is exactly what I mean. Too political. We’re gonna go no farther down this path. Wish I’da posted my notes about a half-hour ago. ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/23 "2003-11-12T18:20:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NurseCarmen \* > \*\*The intern was under oath when she gave that blowjob? \*\* Nah, she was under the desk! ---
**Author:** ![cbawlmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cbawlmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbawlmer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/24 "2003-11-12T18:32:16Z")
Really? That’s pitworthy? And I didn’t even express how I really feel! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/25 "2003-11-12T18:51:44Z")
GWB did not drop nuclear bombs on any Middle Eastern country. GWB did not try to declare ketchup a vegatable. GWB did not lose his job because he wanted to give jerk-off advice to school children. GWB did not yell “That bitch set me up” over and over while being arrested in the company of crack and the whores who love it. GWB did not make a video of himself having sex with either Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton. Or Tommy Lee or Rick Solomon for that matter. GWB did not sell arms to Iran. GWB did not graduate with honors. GWB did not do prison time. GWB did not chock on a chicken bone. GWB did not fall off a segway. GWB did not upchuck on the Japanese Prime Minister. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/26 "2003-11-12T19:37:17Z")
He never found the Air National Guard unit in Montgomery, Alabama. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/27 "2003-11-12T19:44:54Z")
hes never been able to look at let alone eat another pretzel since the incident with the table… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/28 "2003-11-12T20:50:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Really? That’s pitworthy? And I didn’t even express how I really feel! Not standing alone, but because of the arguments it would inevitably spark. Sadly, that’s the nature of politics. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/29 "2003-11-12T23:23:31Z")
He’s never made a commercial for Weight Watchers. John Lennon never wrote a song about his mum. Thang God for that. Bette Midler never said she’d like to take a crack at him. Dame Edna never called him “possum.” Wait, let, me check. Hey, that’s not political, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/30 "2003-11-12T23:53:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\* > GWB did not chock on a chicken bone. > > GWB did not fall off a segway. > > \*\* Not only did he not chock on a chicken bone, he didn’t choke on one either. Or a catfish bone. Or a toe nail. But he did, in fact, fall off a segway [as my son has pointed out to me.](http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/maney/2003-06-17-segway_x.htm) ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/31 "2003-11-13T00:17:40Z")
Well, let’s give him some credit: He didn’t nuke France. He didn’t make it legal to shoot Muslims on sight. He didn’t close all the public schools and give the money to the army. He didn’t (thank heavens) write his memoirs. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/32 "2003-11-14T15:12:29Z")
He hasn’t been caught chanting, “Badger, badger, badger…” He hasn’t been mistaken for a piano teacher named Percy. He hasn’t chopped down a cherry tree. He hasn’t sold his flight suit on E-Bay. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/33 "2003-11-14T16:44:17Z")
He’s never sung background vocals on a Dixie Chicks song. ---
**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/34 "2003-11-14T19:05:47Z")
He’s never paid state income taxes. He’s never covered for me while I have a doctor’s appointment. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/35 "2003-11-14T19:31:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*Not only did he not chock on a chicken bone, he didn’t choke on one either. Or a catfish bone. Or a toe nail. But he did, in fact, fall off a segway [as my son has pointed out to me.](http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/maney/2003-06-17-segway_x.htm) \*\* That’s hysterical. ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/36 "2003-11-14T19:32:11Z")
He’s never longed to be a tampon. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/37 "2003-11-15T07:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SnoopyFan \* > \*\*He’s never longed to be a tampon. \*\* Cite? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/38 "2003-11-15T11:36:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by nobrainer \* > \*\*He’s never paid state income taxes. > \*\* Neither have I. He’s never washed my truck. He’s never sent me a tax rebate check. He’s never done anything to deserve a Klondike Bar. ---
**Author:** ![danixa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5daacb/32.png) [@danixa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danixa)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/39 "2003-11-15T11:42:27Z")
He hasn’t found any weapons of mass destruction ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/40 "2003-11-15T12:01:25Z")
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