# Things that Dubya hasn't done

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 12, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789 "2003-11-12T11:48:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/41 "2003-11-15T12:07:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*
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> GWB did not try to declare ketchup a **vegatable.**
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> GWB did not **chock** on a chicken bone.

[nitpick]

…did not learn how to spell…

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**Author:** ![Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Single\_Serving\_Friend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Single_Serving_Friend)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-dubya-hasnt-done/212789/42 "2003-11-15T12:21:02Z")

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He never showed up for advanced poetry classes

He hasn’t changed the ABC song into its unconventional counterpart. [sub]A stands for Atomic, B for Biological…[/sub]

He hasn’t changed the double-u into a “Wee” sound to get rid of the pesky nickname.

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