# Things that Prince Charles hasn't done...NO serious discussion, please!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 11, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-prince-charles-hasnt-done-no-serious-discussion-please/212610 "2003-11-11T14:17:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-prince-charles-hasnt-done-no-serious-discussion-please/212610/21 "2003-11-12T11:43:45Z")

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Never been to a fancy dress party as a used tampon  
Never been a guest voice on “The Simpsons”  
Never bought me a pint  
Never pretended to be a sanitary towel with wings (well he’s got the ears for it)

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**Author:** ![notquitekarpov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@notquitekarpov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notquitekarpov)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-prince-charles-hasnt-done-no-serious-discussion-please/212610/22 "2003-11-12T13:17:30Z")

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Been a drummer in a UK Heavy Metal Bank.

Spontaniously combusted.

Died in a bizaar gardening accident.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-prince-charles-hasnt-done-no-serious-discussion-please/212610/23 "2003-11-12T13:57:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by notquitekarpov \*  
> **Been a drummer in a UK Heavy Metal Bank.**

Would that be one that dealt exclusively in gold and lead?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-prince-charles-hasnt-done-no-serious-discussion-please/212610/24 "2003-11-12T14:02:47Z")

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> _Originally posted by spogga \*  
> Never bought me a pint_\*

Hey, he’s never bought me one either! That bastard!

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**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-prince-charles-hasnt-done-no-serious-discussion-please/212610/25 "2003-11-12T14:31:48Z")

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Which is why those tight fisted assholes don’t carry money

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