# Things that the SDMB made blindingly obvious to you.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 9, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302 "2007-03-09T19:45:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/21 "2007-03-10T07:54:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Loach]  
Do tell.  
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[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=283407) may explain it better.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/22 "2007-03-10T16:08:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Red Barchetta]  
I don’t follow your logic train. Since when did people introduce themselves as a gender?  
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I think what they meant was: You say “Hi there, I’m FisherQueen” and he/she says “Nice to meet you, I’m John/Jane”. Now you know whether he (John) or she (Jane) is the right category for you to use going forward.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/23 "2007-03-10T16:13:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Subway Prophet]  
…Like, did you know there’s an ARROW in the Fed Ex logo? A freaking arrow. It’s the perfect graphic for a delivery service: it signifies action, direction, motion, speed, accuracy. And it’s just sitting right there in “FedEX”, between the E and the X. I never saw it until it was casually mentioned here. It’s impossible for me to ignore now. And it’s totally obvious; how could you NOT put an arrow between the E and the X?

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I never saw that until it was mentioned here a few years ago. Like you, now I can’t _not_ see it.

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**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/24 "2007-03-11T03:07:53Z")

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[QUOTE=LSLGuy]  
I think what they meant was: You say “Hi there, I’m FisherQueen” and he/she says “Nice to meet you, I’m John/Jane”. Now you know whether he (John) or she (Jane) is the right category for you to use going forward.  
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What if they say “I’m Pat.”?

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/25 "2007-03-11T03:38:06Z")

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I have found that having some wild-eyed-pistol-waver jump into a discussion on your side is worse than _anything_ the opposition can possibly come up with.

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**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/26 "2007-03-11T04:04:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Ghanima]  
That I’m not as smart as I thought I was.  
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Second that.

Also, I was a complete babe-in-the-woods about politics until I started reading this board.

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**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/27 "2007-03-11T04:29:48Z")

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[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King]  
What if they say “I’m Pat.”?  
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Is it a man or a woman?? It’s Pat!

Hehe, that’s MY name!

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**Author:** ![IGJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/igjoe/32/5420_2.png) [@IGJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IGJoe)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/28 "2007-03-11T04:47:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Fritz]  
Second that.  
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Point in case.

😃

But I’ll go with this too, I’ve always considered myself reasonably intelligent, but folks here put me to shame.

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**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/29 "2007-03-11T05:02:01Z")

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[QUOTE=IGJoe]  
Point in case.

😃

But I’ll go with this too, I’ve always considered myself reasonably intelligent, but folks here put me to shame.  
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:smack:

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/30 "2007-03-11T14:05:50Z")

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That when you take pills, you should not tilt your head back, because…pills float! So put the pill in your mouth, take a drink, and tilt your head forward and swallow. The pill floats to the top of the liquid, at the back of your mouth, and goes down without incident.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/31 "2007-03-11T15:48:02Z")

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That a giraffe’s tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/32 "2007-03-11T16:52:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Scarlett67]  
That a giraffe’s tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile.  
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Yeah, but despite that he’s not a bad sort, even if he is a mod.

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/33 "2007-03-11T17:30:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Gorsnak]  
Yeah, but despite that he’s not a bad sort, even if he is a mod.  
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And _verry_ popular with the ladies.

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**Author:** ![minor7flat5](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minor7flat5/32/258_2.png) [@minor7flat5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minor7flat5)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/34 "2007-03-11T20:54:23Z")

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[QUOTE=fishbicycle]  
That when you take pills, you should not tilt your head back, because…pills float! So put the pill in your mouth, take a drink, and tilt your head forward and swallow. The pill floats to the top of the liquid, at the back of your mouth, and goes down without incident.  
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Same here, until I started taking my BP medication – the pills are little football-shaped fishing weights. I tried the lean-forward business with those and they simply fall to the front of my mouth.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/35 "2007-03-11T20:56:14Z")

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[QUOTE=fishbicycle]  
That when you take pills, you should not tilt your head back, because…pills float! So put the pill in your mouth, take a drink, and tilt your head forward and swallow. The pill floats to the top of the liquid, at the back of your mouth, and goes down without incident.  
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Not all pills float - a good many of them sink on their own (which is great, because I get tired of hunting down sinkers for dissolution testing in the labs!)

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/36 "2007-03-11T20:57:25Z")

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Well, it looks like not all pills float! Sorry about your predicament. Swallowing large pills is difficult. It makes you wonder why they couldn’t make them smaller and have you take two.

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**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/37 "2007-03-11T21:03:03Z")

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[QUOTE=fishbicycle]  
Well, it looks like not all pills float! Sorry about your predicament. Swallowing large pills is difficult. It makes you wonder why they couldn’t make them smaller and have you take two.  
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I take some humungo Omega 3 pills. They look huge, but when I thought about it, I realized I swallow bigger mouthfuls of food all the time with no problem. You just need enough water to swoosh the pill along with it and it all goes down fine.

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/38 "2007-03-11T21:39:33Z")

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The tail on your cursor arrow is slightly wonky.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/39 "2007-03-11T22:33:05Z")

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I decided after the Fed Ex Arrow outage that I was the Stupidest Person here cause I couldn’t see the arrow.

The linkage provided here in this thread finally allowed my brain to see the arrow.  
Thankyou x1000.

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-the-sdmb-made-blindingly-obvious-to-you/395302/40 "2007-03-11T23:33:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Scissorjack]  
The tail on your cursor arrow is slightly wonky.  
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Hmm., that made me just notice that my cursor casts a shadow.

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