# Things that went through Saddam's mind - a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061 "2003-12-15T04:26:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/21 "2003-12-15T08:45:33Z")
Have any of you seen my razor? ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/22 "2003-12-15T13:54:59Z")
“Please don’t kill me.” ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/23 "2003-12-15T13:57:43Z")
“Will they believe that I’m a refugee from the 1850’s?” “Okay, how about the 1840’s?” “Not even the 1860’s?” ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/24 "2003-12-15T14:05:31Z")
“I spent all this time growing this beard, now they’re going to cut it off.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/25 "2003-12-15T14:07:09Z")
I’m going to kill the person that wrote “There’s no place like home for the holidays.” “Hey! Who moved my 1920’s Style Death Ray?” ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/26 "2003-12-15T14:23:49Z")
“And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!” ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/27 "2003-12-15T14:55:03Z")
“Shoot me, but PLEASE no Old Navy ads!!!” “Can the Fab 5 make me look pretty for the trial?” “Did that rat bastard Jon on Survivor turn me in?” “Damn! These hide and go seek games last forever!” ---
**Author:** ![haardvark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5ac83/32.png) [@haardvark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haardvark)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/28 "2003-12-15T15:12:45Z")
Maybe now I can get this sore tooth checked out… ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/29 "2003-12-15T15:15:22Z")
“Ah, American prison hospitality. Luxury at last!” Note to self: Call ghost writer and tell him to start writing the last chapter. It should end with a _bang_. “Hey, where’s the cute blond girl? I wanna be tied up and arrested by her!” ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/30 "2003-12-15T15:30:55Z")
How come hitlers underground bunker was so much better than mine? maybe choosing not to steal a few billion and move to Saudi Arabia back in march was one of my poorer decisions in life. Thank god the kids arent alive to see this. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/31 "2003-12-15T16:33:12Z")
Amway, people Amway, I was hoping you were amway sales people. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/32 "2003-12-15T16:35:53Z")
“I’ve lived in this hole for the past several months – I want to move to the Caribbean.” “I never liked being a dictator. I always wanted to be A LUMBERJACK!” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/33 "2003-12-15T16:46:31Z")
Saddam who? I’ve never heard of him. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/34 "2003-12-15T16:57:05Z")
It’s about time you guys got here. I have been in need of a physical. The health insurance here sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/35 "2003-12-15T17:02:52Z")
Oh good, it’s just the Americans! ---
**Author:** ![mailman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@mailman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mailman)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/36 "2003-12-15T17:05:37Z")
Going through Saddam’s mind right before his capture? I’ll bet it was a catchy, infectious melody, with clever, sexually-suggestive lyrics from an Iraqui pop radio station. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/37 "2003-12-15T17:06:20Z")
No, I’m not Saddam. My name is Rupert. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/38 "2003-12-15T17:20:15Z")
Bitches set me up. I shoulda never gotten rid of those WMDs. OK, this isn’t so bad. My popularity ratings are higher than any of the Democratic presidential hopefuls. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/39 "2003-12-15T17:36:23Z")
“good grief! it’s about time you got here…i just ran outa toilet paper…” ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/40 "2003-12-15T17:37:51Z")
**The Mother Of All Captures!!! Shite does happen!!** **I’m gonna shoot that salesman today…oh, it’s just the illegal infidel occupiers** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061.md?page=3)