# Things that went through Saddam's mind - a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061 "2003-12-15T04:26:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/41 "2003-12-15T18:40:35Z")
“They’re coming. What to do? Maybe I should say something like, ‘Septic tank’ll work fine now, but you gotta be careful about what you put down there from now on, y’know’ … Nah, they won’t buy _that_ one. Maybe if I try the “I’m the Iraqi President” dodge, they’ll think I’m some kind of harmless loony and move along somewhere else.” [Then, five minutes later…] “Damn! What was I thinking? I shoulda stuck with the septic tank story!” ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/42 "2003-12-15T18:52:31Z")
“Phew its not those bloody Jehovahs witensses again i swear you engage them in conversation jsut the once and you are never rid of them” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/43 "2003-12-15T19:08:49Z")
You dig 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt … ---
**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/44 "2003-12-15T19:11:42Z")
“Look, over there. Isn’t that Osama Bin Laden?” “I demand my free telephone call. Have you got George Galloway’s number?” “I would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for you pesky kids” “uh-oh, I’ve just become a known-known” “If I stand very still, they may think I’m a statue. Nothing bad ever happens to statues” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/45 "2003-12-15T19:14:23Z")
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene _hih_ I said don’t mind, but what do you mean I am the one _woo_ Who will dance on the floor in the round _wee_ … ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/46 "2003-12-15T19:33:45Z")
“Leave me alone and let me dig my own hole to hell. (This pit’s a good start ain’t it?)” “I wonder, if get sent to the US for a trial, whether I can still sue the creators of that ‘South Park’ movie for slander and libel?” ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/47 "2003-12-15T19:36:27Z")
I’ve never done anything with guys before, but I will make an exception in this case if you let me go. How about it guys? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/48 "2003-12-15T20:54:05Z")
“I wonder what J-Lo and Ben Affleck are up to these days?” ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/49 "2003-12-15T21:12:06Z")
It must have been that left turn at Albuquerque ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/50 "2003-12-15T21:12:55Z")
“Evidentially, I can’t dig a hole to China” ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/51 "2003-12-15T23:21:15Z")
“Oh, crap! I was _just_ about to dye the beard too!” ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/52 "2003-12-16T01:39:32Z")
“Anyone got Mark Geragos’ number?” ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/53 "2003-12-16T01:49:50Z")
Damn. I wish someone would come along and help me download this Paris Hilton video. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/54 "2003-12-16T03:26:13Z")
April Fool! No wait, Trick or Treat! Umm, sorry no one in here but us chickens. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/55 "2003-12-16T03:40:37Z")
Suddam? No, man, he’s on the other side of the river. Actually, I think he drowned halfway across. Yeah, that’s right. He drowned, so that means he’s dead, and you don’t have to look for him anymore! Isn’t that nice! ---
**Author:** ![ultradawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@ultradawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultradawn)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/56 "2003-12-16T03:46:04Z")
Oh thank God you are here. Now I can go to trial- be found guilty- and be sentenced to political assilumn in the United States. Where I will live out my days with a new identity, a new house and car, and 1 million in the bank. All thanks to the US taxpayers. Crime really does pay. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/57 "2003-12-16T04:00:59Z")
“Have any of you guys seen a black and white kitten, only he’s been missing for 8 months and I just thought…” ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/58 "2003-12-16T06:11:32Z")
“No dance tonight…” “I’m going to Disneyland!” ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/59 "2003-12-16T06:13:52Z")
“I guess all my base really do belong to you.” Can you come back in 6 hours? I don’t normally get up until 10. Hey, Relax guys! I can change! ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-went-through-saddams-mind-a-game/219061/60 "2003-12-16T07:58:06Z")
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