# Things that you've read/seen that you wish you hadn't? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 29, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408 "2014-12-29T04:06:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Shockaholics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Shockaholics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shockaholics)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/181 "2016-09-12T00:51:00Z")
You know what’s funny? Yesterday I decided to suck it up and play the Ren & Stimpy game. It’s not really that disgusting anymore. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/182 "2016-09-12T04:35:11Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > On here, I learned about a video called “Two Women, One Cup.” > > I have never searched for it, nor do I ever want to see it, but it popped up as a suggestion, or related video or something a few weeks back when I was looking at some porn. > > I still didn’t watch it, but it was clear what they were sharing from the cup, and how ANYONE could gleefully wank to that I have absolutely no idea. This is how I feel about Max Hardcore. I was criticized on another board for saying that anyone who would want to watch that in the first place is a real weirdo, and a total pervert if they think it’s sexy. Apparently this is what they do: As part of the “sex act”, the man sticks a glass dildo down a woman’s throat until she vomits. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/183 "2016-09-12T04:53:37Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > This is how I feel about Max Hardcore. I was criticized on another board for saying that anyone who would want to watch that in the first place is a real weirdo, and a total pervert if they think it’s sexy. > > Apparently this is what they do: > > As part of the “sex act”, the man sticks a glass dildo down a woman’s throat until she vomits. Yeesh! Anyone who thinks that’s sexy, being a pervert is the least of their problems. ---
**Author:** ![Shockaholics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Shockaholics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shockaholics)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/184 "2016-09-19T01:20:12Z")
I recently came across [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzijBi0dxew) again, after not having seen it for a few years, and wow I wish I had never found this, I’m currently freaked out, stunned, turned on, and wondering what I’m listening to, I keep replaying it and I WANT TO TURN IT OFF IT’S LITERALLY FREAKING ME OUT HERE! But yeah, I did say I was turned on, so… sorry I’m a robosexual! ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/185 "2016-09-19T01:44:48Z")
Honestly, I think this thread qualifies as the thing I most wish I had not read. Too much detail on too many horrific things. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/186 "2016-09-19T02:20:24Z")
I could live without all the times I was searching for porn images and the returns included photos of various diseases of the vulva and vagina. Yech. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/187 "2016-09-19T06:24:07Z")
Kathy Bates fully nude in At Play in the Fields of the Lord. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/188 "2016-09-19T07:01:02Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Kathy Bates fully nude in At Play in the Fields of the Lord. She did the same thing in “About Schmidt”. I saw it on opening weekend and didn’t know about it, just like I didn’t know about the scene in “This Is Spinal Tap” where they talk about the drummer who died from choking on someone else’s vomit - and the audience’s reaction was the same. :eek: 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/189 "2016-09-19T07:02:02Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > I could live without all the times I was searching for porn images and the returns included photos of various diseases of the vulva and vagina. Yech. Justice! j/k ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/190 "2016-09-19T20:40:35Z")
“A Clockwork Orange” – the movie ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/191 "2016-09-19T21:25:16Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > I could live without all the times I was searching for porn images and the returns included photos of various diseases of the vulva and vagina. Yech. Allegedly, the lead singer for the band “The Butthole Surfers” was originally an Accountant with a major accountancy firm; also allegedly, what prompted a career change was his use of office photocopiers to self-publish a magazine called “Strange V.D.”, which depicted various diseases of the genitals ‘coupled with fictitious, humorous explanations for the diseases’. 😃 Apparently, his bosses were none too thrilled with this hobby. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butthole\_Surfers#Formation\_.281976.E2.80.931981.29](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butthole_Surfers#Formation_.281976.E2.80.931981.29) ---
**Author:** ![Shockaholics](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Shockaholics](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shockaholics)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/192 "2016-10-23T19:05:37Z")
Porn of the ReBoot characters… ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408.md?page=9)