# Things that you've read/seen that you wish you hadn't? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 29, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408 "2014-12-29T04:06:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/81 "2015-01-02T18:20:33Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Can you spoiler what it is? I’ve heard about it for years but don’t want to go looking for it. Two girls/women sharing and eating raw, liquidy defecation from a cup. Shudder. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/82 "2015-01-02T23:58:29Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Several of the American Ebola survivors have not minced their words regarding how severe their GI symptoms were. At least two of them have said that they not only blew out their diapers, it ran over the sides of the bed and dripped onto the floor. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Even more horrific is that they were conscious and somewhat mobile and knew exactly what was going on. Dr. Crozier, the WHO physician who recently identified himself, said that at one point, he was producing 8 liters of diarrhea a day, so yeah, I could imagine. I’m sure glad that the TV footage from Africa doesn’t come with Smell-O-Vision. There are quite a few “TMI!” moments in this story, and most of them are about Dr. Brantly. Apparently, he WANTED things like this printed, so people know what this disease really truly does to people. I pictured a lot of people pushing their breakfast plates aside at one point, and if you read the story, you’ll know exactly where it is. Reading it wasn’t easy. EXPERIENCING it, whether first- or secondhand, would be beyond horrible. Repeat x 10,000 and that must be what’s like in parts of west Africa. Incredibly, some of the survivors want to go back, or in the case of British nurse Will Pooley, already have. [http://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-ebola-survivors-tread-painful-lonely-journeys-1414801784](http://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-ebola-survivors-tread-painful-lonely-journeys-1414801784) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/83 "2015-01-03T02:24:47Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > And while we’re on the subject of offensive videos, there’s always Tubgirl, Lemon Party, **mypetgoatse** , and any number of other things that can’t be unseen after they’re seen. I’ve seen goatse, and it was disturbing. Now I’m picturing it with George W. as the central figure, and it’s infinitely worse. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/84 "2015-01-03T03:35:45Z")
Meh, I’ve seen goatse so many times that it no longer fazes me. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/85 "2015-01-03T03:55:18Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Meh, I’ve seen goatse so many times that it no longer fazes me. OK. Can you spoiler that for me please? It’s about anal fisting or something, right? (Yuck!) ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/86 "2015-01-03T04:14:49Z")
Probably the most shocking story I’ve ever encountered on the internet is _Agony in Pink_, a torture/sadism/sexual snuff fanfic about the pink Power Ranger. Link below for the strong of stomach. Obviously NSFW: [http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old\_Joe's\_Collection/Serials/Agony%20in%20Pink%20-%20Special%20Edition.txt](http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe%27s_Collection/Serials/Agony%20in%20Pink%20-%20Special%20Edition.txt) Honestly though, I’m drawn like a moth to shit that exposes the dark side of humanity. I love edgy writing in general. So I don’t regret reading it, but I think most normal people probably would. As far as true regrets, I swore off 4chan after someone posted a picture of a guy putting the head of his penis into an infant’s mouth. That was \*\*seriously \*\*fucked-up. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/87 "2015-01-03T04:59:24Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > As far as true regrets, I swore off 4chan after someone posted a picture of a guy putting the head of his penis into an infant’s mouth. That was \*\*seriously \*\*fucked-up. :eek: You reported that post, I hoped! And not just to the moderators, but to the authorities? THAT is a worse “cannot be unseen” than the thing I described in my previous post. At least no crime was committed there. p.s. It’s common knowledge that he had some awfully nasty stuff coming out both ends, as did most of them (Nancy Writebol has said on the record that she never vomited at all). I seriously didn’t want to know that many details. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/88 "2015-01-03T05:02:35Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > OK. Can you spoiler that for me please? It’s about anal fisting or something, right? (Yuck!) It is a picture of a nude man using his hands to hold his grossly stretched anus open so you can see the inside clearly. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/89 "2015-01-03T05:06:41Z")
> [@grude](#): > > It is a picture of a nude man using his hands to hold his grossly stretched anus open so you can see the inside clearly. And he’s wearing a wedding ring, FWIW. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/90 "2015-01-03T05:27:58Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > Probably the most shocking story I’ve ever encountered on the internet is _Agony in Pink_, a torture/sadism/sexual snuff fanfic about the pink Power Ranger. Link below for the strong of stomach. Obviously NSFW: That is astonishingly bad writing. ““What now, Tortura?” inquired Zedd.” is particularly skillful, because torture, you see. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/91 "2015-01-03T05:52:55Z")
Here’s a [picture](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/450px-KermitGoatse.jpg) that will give you an idea, without grossing you out. (It’s well, slightly NSFW. It’s not gross, in fact it’s almost cute) ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/92 "2015-01-03T06:00:00Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Here’s a [picture](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/450px-KermitGoatse.jpg) that will give you an idea, without grossing you out. (It’s well, slightly NSFW. It’s not gross, in fact it’s almost cute) That’s amazing 😃 The BBC ran a branding competition for the 2012 Olympics and here’s one of the user contributed logos [Suggested Olympics logo | From the BBC News site, Sean Stayt… | Flickr](http://www.flickr.com/photos/qwghlm/529967993/) . You get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/93 "2015-01-03T06:06:49Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > That is astonishingly bad writing. ““What now, Tortura?” inquired Zedd.” is particularly skillful, because torture, you see. That’s pretty much what a torturer would likely have been called on Power Rangers, so, I’m not sure how that stands out as particularly badly written… ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/94 "2015-01-03T06:24:06Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > That’s pretty much what a torturer would likely have been called on Power Rangers, so, I’m not sure how that stands out as particularly badly written… Well, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt there. I’m not really up to speed on Power Rangers. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/95 "2015-01-03T06:29:51Z")
It’s a kids’ superhero show…neither kids shows nor superhero stories are particularly known for subtlety in naming. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2015, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/96 "2015-01-03T06:39:10Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > It’s a kids’ superhero show…neither kids shows nor superhero stories are particularly known for subtlety in naming. “Tortura” isn’t really giving the kids much imagination space to work with. Mind you, this is a long torture-porn piece about a Power Ranger doll, so, y’know. I worry about the mental state of the person who wrote it. I guess it’s good that the feelings are expressed in prose rather than actuality (one hopes), but whoever wrote it is still a massive fucking weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/97 "2015-01-08T06:33:45Z")
Someone on Cracked wrote an article about fanfic and listed a Harry Potter/Teletubbies crossover slash fic. That was BAD. Really bad. ---
**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/98 "2015-01-08T17:09:48Z")
Aliens 4. I wish I had walked out. It sucked and was disgusting on so many levels. Still, can’t really compare it to some of the reality stories in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/99 "2015-01-08T19:51:30Z")
I have seen videos of dogs shot by policemen but didn’t die right away, thrown off bridges by people who thought it was funny (he didn’t die either and in fact was wagging his tail even though he couldn’t get up), soldiers shooting a dog in the middle east over and over as it tried to get away, and they were laughing. I have seen foxes skinned alive, they were banged against a tree to stun them, and then were skinned, and then left to stumble around on the ground awake, with only their eyelashes left. It was not staged, it was a group of Asians doing their job, chatting merrily the whole time as though they were discussing the weather. Some they would nail to the tree, alive, and skin them that way. I saw a guy whose skull was missing from the top of his head due to cancer, and maggots were living in his brain. I saw a guy jump off a high pier into the water, except he missed, and his face hit the corner of the dock below him. His head was split in two, with no recognizable facial features, yet when doctors pushed his head together, you realize he is breathing. I’ve seen the beheadings that take forever. I have seen guys cut in half in road accidents, still alive and aware. I have seen guys set on fire, guys whose hands or feet were cut off as punishment for some crime. I’ve seen lots of stuff. Fortunately I have seen most of them with my speakers off. I hope I spoilered enough. If not feel free to edit. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408/100 "2015-01-11T23:56:07Z")
Pass the brain bleach: That picture of the private parts of the man who allegedly has two penises. :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-that-youve-read-seen-that-you-wish-you-hadnt/708408.md?page=6)