# Things you and your friends say to each other that's funny ONLY to you **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 22, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582 "2002-03-22T19:06:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/1 "2002-03-22T19:06:01Z")
“What are ya, a retard? I said these were MAGIC weasels!” ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/2 "2002-03-22T19:18:54Z")
“Just like Cary Grant.” \ “…huh?” ---
**Author:** ![tanstaafl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba8739/32.png) [@tanstaafl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanstaafl)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/3 "2002-03-22T19:35:24Z")
“We’re from Knoxville. Any questions?” “We kill them and take their treasure.” “Something delicate, but important!” “Yeah? Well, what’s the molecular density of a dwarf?” ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/4 "2002-03-22T19:40:15Z")
“Hello? Dimitri?” “Hehehehehehhehehehheh.” It’s a movie reference…a million points to whomever gets it. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/5 "2002-03-22T19:41:44Z")
“Well, basically, it’s like eating Kyle’s spaghetti sauce.” This will often provoke people in the know to go “EWWWW” and not because Kyle made bad spaghetti sauce. In fact, if said in the right way, the phrase, “Well, basically…” can cause them to recoil in horror. ---
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/6 "2002-03-22T20:15:54Z")
_very nasally_ “Weeeee’re outttaaa heeeeere…” Anybody know where Dale Crosley is? ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/7 "2002-03-22T20:18:30Z")
STRUMBLE!#@] ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/8 "2002-03-22T20:31:12Z")
“He’s the alpha wolf.” “Sea creatures.” “She’s got Mormons.” “I need to vushnu.” (another million points to whoever gets _that_ reference) “DILUTE!!! Like Mark Spitz.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/9 "2002-03-22T20:31:41Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor_ > “Hello? Dimitri?” From _Dr. Strangelove_, isn’t it? When the President calls the chairman of the USSR. I’ll take my million in small points, please. 🙂 As for the OP: “Making your day just a little more surreal.” ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/10 "2002-03-22T20:31:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*“Hello? Dimitri?” > > “Hehehehehehhehehehheh.” > > It’s a movie reference…a million points to whomever gets it. \*\* _Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb._ “Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can’t hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that’s much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I’m coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we’re both coming through fine. Good. Well it’s good that you’re fine and I’m fine. I agree with you. It’s great to be fine.” What can I get with my million points? ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/11 "2002-03-22T20:33:44Z")
Damnation! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/12 "2002-03-22T20:33:53Z")
Simulpost! Does this mean that **Aguecheek** and I have to split the million? ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/13 "2002-03-22T20:35:14Z")
“Wake up, ShaRaeRae.” Any discussion of anal sex (but this only goes with one friend) “More pie!” “Bigandgay!” (one word) ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/14 "2002-03-22T20:40:04Z")
Back in high school: “Spock’s on drugs. Blast him with the phasers.” (Big ups to anyone who catches that reference–and no, it’s not “Star Trek.”) At work: “I don’t like you anymore!” ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/15 "2002-03-22T20:53:53Z")
“Charlie Maw!” ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/16 "2002-03-22T21:09:15Z")
Damn Skippy Eskimo sisters! Everytime I walk past my friend Robin’s cube, I always give her the devil’s sign and we say in unision “Boom boom shout, boom boom shout, shout at the devil!” We’re proud metalheads.🙂 Woody Woodpecker action ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/17 "2002-03-22T21:12:18Z")
[Count from Sesame Street] That’s one kiss ah ah ah…two kiss ah ah ah…[/Count from Sesame Street] ---
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/18 "2002-03-22T21:25:48Z")
“CaW! CaW! CaW!” “We need an auger” “Damn, I forgot I didn’t have antlers.” -lv ---
**Author:** ![evilskippy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@evilskippy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilskippy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/19 "2002-03-22T21:29:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Back in high school: “Spock’s on drugs. Blast him with the phasers.” (Big ups to anyone who catches that reference–and no, it’s not “Star Trek.”) Would that be from Bloom County and the intrepid crew of the Starchair Enterpoop?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582/20 "2002-03-22T21:29:31Z")
“Heeft U niet een viooltje ofzo?” _haven’t you got a little violin or something?_ Said by a customer in a music store. It still keeps popping up. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-and-your-friends-say-to-each-other-thats-funny-only-to-you/99582.md?page=2)