Sorry, that link was wrong – only two of the three items are available there. I meant to use this link. Follow the links to the confectionary section – I can’t link to it directly since it is a sub-window.
Serves me right for not double-checking the link while calling someone else wrong! :o
British Beef
True. I’ve seen the shops. They not only sell used undies, but complete school uniforms, school?issue swimsuits, and uniforms worn by OLs (Japanese secretaries, who are a fetish subject second only to schoolgirls here).
Another addition: Cuban Cigars.
Dang, as a Doctor Who fan (Tom Baker version), I can’t believe I forgot: Jelly babies!
Proffers brown paper bag to Tuckerfan
Jelly baby?
Are people still getting mad cow disease over there? I had a hamburger in London around 1992, and I’m still worried!
Yup! But from stuff they ate ages ago. It’s OK now.
Incidentally US beef is banned from the EU because of the level of growth hormones used in it’s production.
there are newspapers in vending machines all over the place here! lots of street corners have em! 
lots of different kind of tea too, whether you like it with or without milk.
can’t get:
kinder surprise (big wail of sorrow)
haribo peach gummies
real cheese (the non-pasteurized kind like brie and camembert)
yop (drinkable yoghurt)
on the flip side, the milk here is a lot better than the boxed crap they have in france. same goes for orange juice. had to buy sunny d over there (and i’ve never even drunk it when i was here!)
oh, and europe can keep it’s version of fanta. the thought of that light stuff makes me sick now…i think i overdosed on it. i began to get cravings for the toxic-colored minite maid orange when i was living there, because all there was was coke, sprite, fanta (orange or lemon) and gini (which i do miss)
MattK mentioned it, but I wish to emebellish: Brause Brocken by Hanover!
They are little squares of flavored (**what,**Matt?) candy? which effervesces in your mouth and you can get the Hanover brand in Germany , as far as I know. My favorite flavor is Waldmeister.
Oh and I must mention the Schneeballen (Snowballs) a donut-like confection found in Rothenburg ob der Tauber my home town! 
Also, I don’t know if it’s been mentioned, but the Weinbrandbohnen (brandy-filled chocolate beans) are also a delight and one I could only find in Germany. I give them as Christmas gifts.
Quasi
France.
Kinder Surprise is available in the U.S. by ordering here.
Haribo peach gummies are available here.
Yop is widely available in Canada, maybe you can get some friends to bring some over the border.
I guess we’re out of luck on the non-pasteurized cheeses until the government changes its mind.
The Weinbrandbohnen (Wissol brand) are available here.
Osama Bin Laden T-shirts, only availabe in Bahrain.
I am waiting for the hankerchiefs.
U.S. embassy?
-Justhink
Milanesa, either beef or pork. I’ve never seen it on a menu here.
Cuban cigars!
I don’t know if it just a West Coast thing, but we have quite a few of the conveyor belt sushi retaurants. Most Japanese restaurants here offer green tea ice cream and we even get mochi at the grocery stores.
Quasimodem, Waldmeister rules! I never had the Hanover brand ones, but I guess they are similar. Frigo has squares, little candies and the regular little pouches with the powder stuff. Sometimes I eat so much of it my mouth hurts.
Aren’t a U.S. Embassies on U.S. soil?