# Things You Don't Want To Hear On A First Date **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 8, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961 "2013-07-08T19:09:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/121 "2013-07-20T10:50:15Z")
> [@phxjcc](#): > > Today > > Date: “I am a woman who is full of life.” > > Me: “I don’t know what that means…as opposed to full of Cheerios?” > > It went downhill from there. Venus, Mars. Obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/122 "2013-07-20T20:05:47Z")
“Now _that_ was a productive cough!” ---
**Author:** ![Tacit\_Knowledge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@Tacit\_Knowledge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tacit_Knowledge)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/123 "2013-07-20T20:47:10Z")
“So, what do you think of that whole Jeffrey Dahmer situation? Pretty crazy stuff, huh?” After a few seconds of awkward silence… “You’re pretty.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/124 "2013-07-20T20:59:13Z")
> [@Rysto](#): > > \ why she’d chosen a rat as a pet. The answer? > > “ **Because they’ll never betray you.** ” > > Ok then. Kinda crazy, indeed. As opposed to dogs and cats, those known betrayers of every human they meet? Okey dokey, crazy lady. > [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used as evidence against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present …” Well, technically, I don’t want to hear that _any_ time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/125 "2013-07-22T05:32:16Z")
Oh, I left my wallet at home. I’ll pick up the next one. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/126 "2013-07-22T05:38:43Z")
> [@Tacit\_Knowledge](#): > > “So, what do you think of that whole Jeffrey Dahmer situation? Pretty crazy stuff, huh?” > > After a few seconds of awkward silence… “You’re pretty.” If it was the summer of 1991, that not be so strange, but any other time? Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-dont-want-to-hear-on-a-first-date/662961/127 "2013-07-22T06:34:43Z")
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