# Things you find hilarious that no one else does...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 31, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370 "2003-03-31T04:15:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/21 "2003-03-31T16:28:00Z")

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That in Diablo II, act III, in the Flayer Dungeon, there are shrines to the Great Cow God.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/22 "2003-03-31T18:01:19Z")

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The TV show _Iron Chef_. Everything about it is soul-shakingly humorous to me. In the beginning sequence, the “Chairman” (a hysterically amusing character himself, with the cartoon hair and flamboyant costumes) used to pick up a yellow bell pepper and take an _extremely_ sensual bite out of it, and then give a satisfied smile. I’ve never seen anyone who looked so much like he wanted to fuck a yellow bell pepper.

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**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/23 "2003-04-01T06:36:30Z")

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I love that commercial for hovarounds where they show that really old lady on top of some plateu in the Grand Canyon.

I think its hilariuos, but no on else I know seems to

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**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/24 "2003-04-01T06:44:28Z")

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**Flowerchild,** you are no longer alone. Whenever I’m feeling pissed off, I just think of Bernice and Joy. “Bernice and Joy, how did you get to the top of the Graaaaaaaaand Caaaaaaaanyon?”

And the rallying cry, “HOVEROUND! HOVEROUND!”

God. I’m already giggling.

I also love the old pathetic joke about adding “in bed” or “and then you die” to fortune cookie messages. All my friends think it’s really lame by now, but I don’t care. I’ll laugh alone. I’m not afraid.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/25 "2003-04-01T10:49:12Z")

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**Passion fruit** and **Sea-front.**

Seperately, not together…

although now that I think about it…

Bwhahahaahaa!  
😃

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/26 "2003-04-01T11:15:40Z")

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The word b **tf** k.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/27 "2003-04-01T19:57:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Audrey Levins \*  
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> I also love the old pathetic joke about adding “in bed” or “and then you die” to fortune cookie messages. All my friends think it’s really lame by now, but I don’t care.  
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> \*\*  
> I’ll laugh alone.  
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BAND NAME!!!

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**Author:** ![Southerner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Southerner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southerner)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/28 "2003-04-01T20:10:23Z")

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I just LMAO at the contestants in the TV show"Fear Factor" when they are gagging severely while trying to eat those disgusting items that are part of the challenge. 😃

I find it very funny.

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**Author:** ![Jorel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jorel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorel)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/29 "2003-04-01T20:16:00Z")

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another vote for the hoooooverounds at the top of the canyon!

Also, I like to imagine Minute Bol giving me a hug. I’m not sure where I got this image from, but it always makes me laugh.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/30 "2003-04-01T20:32:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \*  
> \*\*The TV show _Iron Chef_… the “Chairman” used to pick up a yellow bell pepper and take an _extremely_ sensual bite out of it, and then give a satisfied smile. I’ve never seen anyone who looked so much like he wanted to fuck a yellow bell pepper. \*\*

I think that’s funny, too, but I always thought the look on his face was more of a “Damn, that thing looked delicious…why does it taste so bitter? I can’t make a face like I just took a bite out of a freakin’ bell pepper!! Now turn off that camera so I can spit this thing out before I gag”.  
But now that I find something funny that someone else does, I’ve violated the rules of the OP.  
:smack:

Laxative commercials…man if I need to take a dump and just can’t I don’t know that proclaiming it to the world is the first thing on my mind. YMMV.

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-find-hilarious-that-no-one-else-does/165370/31 "2003-04-01T20:38:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Audrey Levins \*  
> \*\ ***Flowerchild,** you are no longer alone. Whenever I’m feeling pissed off, I just think of Bernice and Joy. “Bernice and Joy, how did you get to the top of the Graaaaaaaaand Caaaaaaaanyon?”
> 
> And the rallying cry, “HOVEROUND! HOVEROUND!”
> 
> God. I’m already giggling.
> 
> I also love the old pathetic joke about adding “in bed” or “and then you die” to fortune cookie messages. All my friends think it’s really lame by now, but I don’t care. I’ll laugh alone. I’m not afraid. \*\*

On this same note, there is a commercial for these kinds of scooters that proudly proclaims “We’re with you every step of the way!”

I laughed my head off.

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