Somehow my brain combined these paragraphs to read that you buy bras with nipples…
My brain’s weird like that. 
Another vote here for JIF peanut butter. It doesn’t get much more heavenly than that.
Razor blades: Mach 3? No, not enough for me. I need it TURBO. It’s the only blade that won’t leave me leaking like a sieve shaving against the grain, which I have to do since my facial hair is rather thick.
I will only buy CD-Rs sold at the Apple Retail Store by my house. I assume that since Apple is selling them to me, they’ll work on my Mac. And they do. Haven’t had a single “coaster” yet. Those big spools of 50 CDs are verboten to me.
DVDs: Unless it has at least a commentary track on it, I won’t get it. Why? Because inevitably, some super-duper special edition will come out that will make the first release look pathetic. Waiting all those years for a Pulp Fiction DVD was worth it.
Been a Crest kid all my life, always will be. I use Multi-Care with Whitening now. Why not get your toothpaste fully loaded?
On that note: Glide dental floss. The name says it all.
And finally: LifeStyles UltraThin condoms. Everything else leaves me a little lacking in sensation down there. 