# Things you kinda want to know that you don't really want to know **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364 "2014-04-30T15:33:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364/61 "2014-05-09T13:07:56Z")
> [@Blue\_V](#): > > Makes me really don’t want to complain and ask for replacement, just give me my cash back. Got so paranoid about a replacement I got at a fast food counter that I didn’t eat it after getting home. I worked in kitchens from the time I was 16 until I was 26. Everything from fast food to fine dining. I never once saw anyone intentionally do anything improper to the food. I will say that every place I have worked all the whipped cream cans were flat because the busboys were always doing whippits, so stay away from canned whipped cream because the applicator has been sucked on by some kid. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364/62 "2014-05-09T15:37:53Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > There is something meta going on here. I’m learning things I didn’t want to know just by reading a list of things that other people don’t want to know. Not only don’t I want to know about details, but I don’t even want to know they exist. Prolapse PORN? :eek::eek::eek: I think it’s just a natural progression of things. The exploration of the human body. Any day now there will be some porn of a woman vigorously stuffing her prolapsed rectum into some guy’s bifrucated dick. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364/63 "2014-05-09T16:41:35Z")
Two Girls, One Cup. Never seen it, never will. But, I’ll be damned if I’m not just slightly curious. I’m okay with Tubgirl and Goatse doesn’t phase me (in fact, I find it humorous that the guy is wearing a wedding ring), but I just don’t think I’ll ever be able to un-see Two Girls, One Cup, so I’ve steered clear of the video. ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364/64 "2014-06-01T06:04:35Z")
> [@Stuffy](#): > > I’m kind of wondering why you thought this? Or really other sordid and assorted whys really. But no, not really It seems like I remember her dying on Thanksgiving day. It was an unusual story to hear about on Thanksgiving, so it stuck with me… but if she is still alive, then I have no idea who died that day. hmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2014, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364/65 "2014-06-01T09:18:12Z")
I really wonder what it feels like, but I really really don’t want to ever find out, to get burned alive. ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364/66 "2014-06-01T16:13:50Z")
I wanna know if women really mean it when they say size doesn’t matter, but I don’t really wanna know. I’d love to know what it’s like to ride a BMW S1000RR are 190mph, but no, I don’t. Which is silly really - I’ve ridden at speeds where serious injury and death are likely if something goes wrong, but there are speeds where that would result in “some assembly required” for the funeral and that is - irrationally - _more_ troubling. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-kinda-want-to-know-that-you-dont-really-want-to-know/687364.md?page=3)