# Things You Should NEVER Google **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323 "2016-07-19T14:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/1 "2016-07-19T14:51:19Z")
After reading this morning’s Questionable Content comic it got me thinking about all the things I’ve done searches on in my internet wanderings and thought as a service to my fellow Dopers I would build a list of things you’re really better off not ever looking for unless you have a compelling reason (like your an avian biologist studying waterfowl reproduction). So Here is the short list, feel free to add on. Duck Penis Two Girls, One Cup Blue Waffle Amblypygi close ups Filarial Worms Guinea worm disease DIY Enemas You’re Welcome. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/2 "2016-07-19T14:53:15Z")
harlequin fetus ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/3 "2016-07-19T15:00:17Z")
You guys remind me of when I was five years old. My mom had a home-reference medical book, and there was a picture of a skeleton in there, with teeth and eyeholes… I was afraid to open it. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/4 "2016-07-19T15:06:16Z")
It’s never to late to have a happy childhood…😃 The difference is that I have looked those things up and there is no mindbleach strong enough to get those images out… ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/5 "2016-07-19T15:27:50Z")
_One Direction._ ---
**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/6 "2016-07-19T15:40:26Z")
Cancrum Oris ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/7 "2016-07-19T15:42:43Z")
Lamprey eel, full facial. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/8 "2016-07-19T15:52:04Z")
I really hate when the Never Google list has things that I’ve never googled, because now I have to google them. Sons o’ bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/9 "2016-07-19T15:53:04Z")
Most of these aren’t so bad as mere descriptions, but yes you wouldn’t want to image search them. I’ll add “lotus breast” ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/10 "2016-07-19T15:57:40Z")
Most famous murder scene photos. Take my word for it, they’re out there. You don’t want them in your brain. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/11 "2016-07-19T16:02:35Z")
**Lumpy** is correct, I should have clarified image search. Prince Albert Horrifying human parasitic infections ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/12 "2016-07-19T16:09:29Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > I really hate when the Never Google list has things that I’ve never googled, because now I have to google them. > > Sons o’ bitches. True. Most never-Google lists consist of many things that I’ve never had a reason to look up before. ---
**Author:** ![Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90ced4/32.png) [@Waltzes\_with\_Cacti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waltzes_with_Cacti)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/13 "2016-07-19T16:20:37Z")
Black Dahlia murder photos ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/14 "2016-07-19T16:42:29Z")
Many, many years ago, I worked in the mail-room for a major pharmaceutical company. My building had several MDs who had gone into marketing, but, in order to keep up their licences, they received medical journals. This company had also just developed a drug for herpes, so most of what passed in front of me dealt with that rather unpleasant disease. I’ve _seen_ things, man. ---
**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/15 "2016-07-19T16:57:32Z")
You’re missing the unholy trinity: Tubgirl, lemon party and goatse. Also “three guys one hammer” is the name of the video that the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs made of themselves killing a man in a forest using a hammer and a screwdriver. The text description was enough for me. Similarly “chechen executions” I can live without seeing. If the temptation is too much you might find this link useful: > **[r/Eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/)** > > r/Eyebleach: Eyebleach ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/16 "2016-07-19T18:09:44Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > You guys remind me of when I was five years old. My mom had a home-reference medical book, and there was a picture of a skeleton in there, with teeth and eyeholes… I was afraid to open it. Both of my parents were artists, and had a collection of anatomy books. I saw _everything,_ from a very early age. If you were afraid of empty eye sockets, how did you feel about unsocketed eyeballs? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/17 "2016-07-19T18:14:45Z")
Elephantiasis. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/18 "2016-07-19T18:26:22Z")
Mexican chainsaw. Meatspin. Krokodil. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/19 "2016-07-19T18:37:21Z")
I know what most of the things mentioned are but would someone be so kind as to explain Cancrum Oris Blue Waffle Harlequin fetus Amblypygi close ups Mexican chainsaw. Meatspin. Krokodil And what could possibly be that gruesome about a duck’s dong (oh sexy girlfriend!) After all, these are things I should never Google and I will take the OP’s word for it. Thank you (or curse you) in advance. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/20 "2016-07-19T18:43:43Z")
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