# Things You Should NEVER Google **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323 "2016-07-19T14:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/62 "2016-07-20T21:49:08Z")
Yet that seems like such a harmless inquiry…🙂 I know there was a medical website I would look through occasionally that showed a lot of workplace accidents; some of those required a pretty strong stomach to look at. I suspect that my brain has suppressed the name. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/63 "2016-07-21T00:50:50Z")
In my younger and more vulnerable years I looked at some of these and still wish I hadn’t, in many cases. However. “Lemon Party” is so inoffensive, for anyone who has ever seen an old man and who has ever seen any gay porn, that to list it as an offensive and shocking image is, itself, offensive and shocking. It’s three old guys having sex on a bed. They’re old. They’re having sex. The end. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/64 "2016-07-21T01:00:56Z")
> [@pool](#): > > harlequin fetus Holy crap, I opened this thread to contribute this, but you beat me to it with the very first reply post. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/65 "2016-07-21T01:24:23Z")
Subincision. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/66 "2016-07-21T01:50:11Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Do medical students get eased into the grotesque injuries and diseases gradually, or do instructors like to horrify them at the very beginning? In a former life I was an assistant professor of Pathology assigned several subjects to teach med students (including a one hour lecture on the penis and its afflictions). The chore was eased by a collection of Kodachromes I inherited from the previous lecturer. Believe me, there is no good way to “ease” students into the subject of penile diseases. Having seen and “cut in” many sebaceous cyst specimens, I’d say you posters horrified by the subject are a bunch of weenies, though I don’t doubt there are revolting images on the Internet that I am not about to Google, especially since the pizza deliveryman is expected shortly. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/67 "2016-07-21T02:22:15Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Having seen and “cut in” many sebaceous cyst specimens, I’d say you posters horrified by the subject are a bunch of weenies, though I don’t doubt there are revolting images on the Internet that I am not about to Google, especially since the pizza deliveryman is expected shortly. The hell does pizza have to do with penises? Is the delivery guy a patient? ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/68 "2016-07-21T04:57:52Z")
Just whooshed right by that “sebaceous cyst” paragraph, din’cha? ---
**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/69 "2016-07-21T06:35:33Z")
I am always tempted to look at this kind of stuff but I have to sleep sometime and I dream nuff anyway thankyouverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2016, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/70 "2016-07-21T21:18:19Z")
I did Google “three guys and a hammer”. I wish I hadn’t. Please don’t. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/71 "2016-07-22T00:02:09Z")
Thanks for the warning. ---
**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/72 "2016-07-22T01:27:03Z")
Junko Furuta 1 lunatic 1 icepick I have a pretty high tolerance for gore and grossness but I drew the line at the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs video. Will not watch that. Also whatever that recent 25-second video was of the people crushed and dying in the street in Nice. Twitter had a filter warning over it that I had to click through to watch and I almost did and then thought, “No.” ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/73 "2016-07-22T02:29:06Z")
Videos of dogs and people infected with mango worms. Where is your God, now? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/74 "2016-07-22T02:29:07Z")
Just in case anyone’s curious: if you’ve never seen goatse, [here’s](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/Guinastasia/450px-KermitGoatse.jpg) an amusing, SFW version. Don’t worry, it’s not disgusting at all. ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Billy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@Me\_Billy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Billy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/75 "2016-07-22T03:34:51Z")
WWII Japanese cannibal Then click on images ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/76 "2016-07-22T05:11:23Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > “sebaceous cyst images” > > Just saying. I’ve had several of these removed from my scalp; one was done on the morning of 9/11 and the most recent was last month. When a plastic surgeon says he thinks they’re gross, he’s not kidding. As for You Tube, some of the videos of DIY procedures are things you can’t unsee. These videos usually involve plenty of beer, and everyone’s saying “Ewwww, MRSA!” If they didn’t have MRSA before, they almost certainly do now. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/77 "2016-07-22T05:15:42Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > In a former life I was an assistant professor of Pathology assigned several subjects to teach med students (including a one hour lecture on the penis and its afflictions). The chore was eased by a collection of Kodachromes I inherited from the previous lecturer. > > Believe me, there is no good way to “ease” students into the subject of penile diseases. > > Having seen and “cut in” many sebaceous cyst specimens, I’d say you posters horrified by the subject are a bunch of weenies, though I don’t doubt there are revolting images on the Internet that I am not about to Google, especially since the pizza deliveryman is expected shortly. I collect old medical books, and almost got banned from another website for describing the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in any of them: a pencil drawing copied from an autopsy photograph of the perineal area of an 8-month-old girl who had been raped, which had also killed her. :eek: :mad: ☹ This book, BTW, was from 1908. p.s. My regular doctor said that for him, inflamed sebaceous cysts are just about the worst-smelling thing he’s ever encountered. My veterinarian also told me that for her, the grossest thing is a dog with an infection involving impacted ear wax. She told me that she double-gloves and basically puts on Ebola-grade PPE whenever she flushes one of those out. ---
**Author:** ![heartsplayer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d9b06d/32.png) [@heartsplayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heartsplayer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/78 "2016-07-22T10:42:46Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > After reading this morning’s Questionable Content comic it got me thinking about all the things I’ve done searches on in my internet wanderings and thought as a service to my fellow Dopers I would build a list of things you’re really better off not ever looking for unless you have a compelling reason (like your an avian biologist studying waterfowl reproduction). So Here is the short list, feel free to add on. > > Duck Penis > Two Girls, One Cup > Blue Waffle > Amblypygi close ups > Filarial Worms > Guinea worm disease > DIY Enemas > > You’re Welcome. Oh dear. :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/79 "2016-07-22T13:29:29Z")
My fear of amblypygi is reduced when I think of it as “ambling piggy.” ---
**Author:** ![Chihuahua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dec6dc/32.png) [@Chihuahua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chihuahua)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/80 "2016-07-22T13:52:21Z")
For various perfectly legitimate reasons, I needed a photo of bears involved in mating. So I typed, “Bears having sex.” Oh. Oh dear God, no. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2016, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-should-never-google/760323/81 "2016-07-22T14:23:00Z")
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