# Things you shouldn't say to a woman... but you've said **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 10, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501 "2001-10-10T03:52:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501/101 "2002-08-11T07:09:00Z")
Anyone who knows me, knows i’m a smartass, and usually come up with some rude, crude and socially unacceptable lines from just out of the blue. Well, many moons ago, I was best man in one of my friends wedding, so I had to get measured for the tux. I drag the girlfriend I was seeing at the time along with me. Now this was in the old days, when I was in shape, thin, and well, totally opposite of what I am now, but I digress. While getting measured, the person who was measuring me was telling his assistant the measurements as he took them, and they get to my chest. Tux guy: 54 in. Chest Girlfriend: HOLY! 54 inch chest? Me: Yeah, kinda sad when the guy you’re going out with has a bigger chest than you do. Man I got beat over the head over that one. ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vampire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Space\_Vampire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vampire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501/102 "2002-08-11T07:33:07Z")
“-------, you’re always acting so experienced, so I wanna know… EXACTLY how many dicks have you had in you?” One of the ballsier things I’ve said sober… Good thing everyone else thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501/103 "2002-08-11T08:06:29Z")
I made the mistake of asking a woman once when her baby was due. She wasn’t pregnant, just fat. Now I _never_ ever mention it unless I know for a fact that a woman is pregnant! ---
**Author:** ![galen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@galen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501/104 "2002-08-11T15:12:58Z")
After hearing Beethoven’s 9th performed, my date takes me backstage to meet a friend of hers who sang in the chior. I had found other friends she had introduced me to to be somewhat boring and this woman was no exception. Afterwards, I said “I don’t think I really care for your friends”, or something to that extent. OOPS! We dated for awhile afterwards, but it didn’t go anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501/105 "2002-08-11T15:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\* > Am I the only girl in the world who would ask that and want an honest answer, and actually truly I mean it not get upset at the answer? Geez. > > Sometimes I wonder how guys put up with other girls. \*\* I have always made it a policy NEVER to ask a question I didn’t want an honest answer in return. Likewise don’t ask me if you don’t want an honest opinion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-shouldnt-say-to-a-woman-but-youve-said/86501.md?page=5)