# Things you think you know, but you do not

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 28, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166 "2024-05-28T01:35:33Z")
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### Author: ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
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I used to picture Mata Hari as an extraordinarily beauttiful woman. I saw a picture of her and I’d say she was average at best. Either she had a lot of charisma, she knew how to use use makeup or men are horny.

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### Author: ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)
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> [@furryman](#):
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> I saw a picture of her and I’d say she was average at best.

“Average at best”? OK, if you say so:

[![](https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/c7/d2/c7d22962-7a06-4e4a-8382-ec9f76a79cf5/sep2017_i34_prologue.jpg) ](https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer/c7/d2/c7d22962-7a06-4e4a-8382-ec9f76a79cf5/sep2017_i34_prologue.jpg)

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### Author: ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/123 "2024-09-27T13:14:36Z")

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You also have to consider the beauty standards of that era. Mata Hari’s voluptuous figure perfectly matched the late 19th and early 20th-century ideal, where curves were a symbol of beauty and femininity. But it wasn’t just her body that captivated; it was the grace with which she carried herself, transforming movement into art. This unique blend of sensuality and refined elegance amplified her allure.

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/124 "2024-09-27T19:14:04Z")

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> [@Tibby](#):
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> But it wasn’t just her body that captivated; it was the grace with which she carried herself, transforming movement into art.

Good points.

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### Author: ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2024, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/125 "2024-09-28T10:43:40Z")

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Pretty face and graceful figure, but not voluptuous. Margaretha was so self-conscious about her tiny breasts that she would never go topless, even when she went bottomless. She wore those conchos to give the semblance of some curvature.

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### Author: ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/126 "2024-09-28T17:36:13Z")

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Although she did eventually [go topless.](https://strangeremains.com/2015/07/23/the-heads-of-these-5-people-were-stolen-from-their-graves/?amp=1)

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### Author: ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)
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The earliest known version of the song is a German version originally printed in 1796 that goes as follows:

> “Ringel ringel reihen,  
> Wir sind der Kinder dreien,  
> sitzen unter’m Hollerbusch  
> Und machen alle Husch husch husch!”
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> Here is a translation of this verse into English:
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> “A ring, a ring, a round dance,  
> We are the children three,  
> we sit under the elderbush,  
> and all go hush, hush, hush!”

There are many versions: In England, children would dance and sing to:

_A ring a ring of roses,_  
_A pocket full of posies._  
_Atishoo, atishoo,_  
_We all fall down._

Much hilarity ensued as the children collapsed onto the floor.

When it crossed the Atlantic, the words got changed but the rhythm remained.

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/128 "2024-10-05T22:07:53Z")

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> [@bob\_2](#):
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> The earliest known version of the song is a German version originally printed in 1796 that goes as follows:

(Johnny Carson Voice) “I did not know that.”

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### Author: ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/129 "2024-10-06T13:38:58Z")

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Did you know that you just did Dana Carvey’s version of Johnny Carson’s voice?

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### Author: ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/130 "2024-10-06T16:35:25Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Did you know that you just did Dana Carvey’s version of Johnny Carson’s voice

That is some weird, wacky stuff.

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### Author: ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/131 "2024-10-06T16:43:02Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> Mata Hari … was average at best

I feel the same about Mae West.  
But she was the biggest sex symbol of her generation.  
I don’t get it.

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### Author: ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/132 "2024-10-06T17:25:46Z")

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> [@chappachula](#):
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> But she was the biggest sex symbol of her generation.  
> I don’t get it.

Attitude. She had it in spades, she was utterly fearless and she knew how to court controversy to her benefit. “I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.”

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/133 "2024-10-06T19:39:48Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Did you know that you just did Dana Carvey’s version of Johnny Carson’s voice?

🤭 🤪 😛  
LOL

> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Attitude. She had it in spades, she was utterly fearless and she knew how to court controversy to her benefit. “I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.”

Not to mention her sexy “come hither” voice.

That is why Eartha Kitt had the perfect voice for Catwoman, even tho Julie Newmar had the body.

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### Author: ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/134 "2024-10-06T19:53:57Z")

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Was Mae West the first to say “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” -from the movie _Sextette_ 1977.

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/135 "2024-10-06T19:56:43Z")

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She is generally credited with being the first to use that line on screen.  
[https://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/08/20/glad-to-see/](https://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/08/20/glad-to-see/)

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### Author: ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/136 "2024-10-06T20:01:33Z")

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Thanks.

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### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-think-you-know-but-you-do-not/1002166/137 "2024-10-06T20:31:41Z")

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Although another close analog from a few years previous:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QKFsGPqtQio/hqdefault.jpg "Blazing Saddles "Is that a ten gallon hat"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFsGPqtQio)

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