Molasses Chews. I saw some yesterday.
The “Screamer” webpage, which tells you to look very closely and then goes AAAHHHHH
The French Tickler device sold at many a gas station or rest stop bathroom.
The Fart Machine.
I’d take the money for these inventions, but not the credit.
Merkins.
Oh holy hell, that is an amazing ad. I never realized that Simpson’s episode where Bart gets this as a gift was based on reality.
The Pet Rock.
Gerbil stuffing
The Chia Pet
Competitive synchronized swimming
Trickle down economics
The Berlin Wall
Those little castles in the bottom of aquariums.
Collectible sets of… anything.
Kids these days… GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Oh yeah, the phrase, “Get off my lawn!”
See through shoes that have gold fish in the heels.
Vuvuzela, fleshlight.
I invented this.
I’m going to invent tiny shoes that clip onto fish fins and have even tinier people in their heels.
You invented the Internet error page? I’m surprised that you own up to that.
All me! Most people get a pic, but for you, and only for you, 404 all the way.
A creative engine of destruction am I! Bow before me!
The 1920s-style death ray.
The 1920s-style death ray.
The 1920s-style death ray.
I would not like to admit having invented a certain canned precooked Mystery Misery Meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation.
The labeled ingredients of which are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative and is coated with simulated delicious gelatinous glaze, or aspic, which forms from the cooling of mystery meat stock. (yum yum)
This product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and urban folklore.
Varieties and flavors include Classic Mystery Meat, Hot & Spicy, Less Sodium, Lite, Oven Roasted Turkey, Hickory Smoked Mystery Meat, a variety containing “real” Hormel Bacon, Mystery Meat with Cheese, Mystery Meat with Black Pepper, Garlic, and Spread. Availability of these varieties varies regionally.
This product I am proud to not have invented that is sold in North America, South America, and Australia is produced in Austin, Minnesota, (also known as Mystery Meat Town USA) and in Fremont, Nebraska.
Denmark (by Tulip under license from Hormel) is responsible and therefore should be held accountable for the UK Mystery Meat market.
In 2007, the seven billionth can of Mystery Meat was sold.
According to Hormel Foods, an average of 3.8 cans of Mystery Meat are consumed every second in the United States.
I hear it’s quite popular in Polynesia for some reason.
Well, somebody’s proud of it.
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Chicken in a can. Cheese in a can. Non alcoholic beer. Actually pretty much anything in a can that isn’t consumed by pets.
Death
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Least lucky guy ever.
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He also invented a medical mobility device which strangled him to death in his bed. Also, he continued to promote lead ethylate’s harmlessness after suffering several hospitalizations for lead poisoning, so I don’t think he gets to plead understandable ignorance.