# Things you would never hear Dopers say **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278 "2000-07-01T16:36:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/81 "2000-07-02T13:02:54Z")
\*\* Bosda Di’Whatthehellever \*\* (you gotta do something about that long assed name sweetheart) I am so glad that html has been disabled. Now I will never have to use large fonts again. \*\* FreakFreely \*\* Why no, I would never post about Dead Chipmunks with sticks up their butts or Intergallactic Muffins, why do you ask ? \*\* TVeblem \*\* I hate you all, now go away. \*\* phouka \*\* Oh, piss off all of you ! \*\* Mr.Cynical \*\* No I don’t want to discuss sex. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/82 "2000-07-02T13:03:59Z")
I believe the quote is: “Badges? We don’ need no stinkin’ badges!” Pooterhead. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/83 "2000-07-02T13:09:45Z")
\*\* ChiefScott \*\* I am so tired of all you women flirting with me, now stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/84 "2000-07-02T14:06:43Z")
Hmm… can anyone give me one? Or am I still too new? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/85 "2000-07-02T15:03:24Z")
**Ayesha:** I’m leaving the **LIONsob** for I yearn to head down to the sea… **TopazAntares:** As all of you must know, since I’ve been posting here so long… ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/86 "2000-07-02T16:07:13Z")
> [@](#): > > matt\_mcl: I don’t know about you, but I’m voting conservative. Nobody needs welfare. The worst part is, if the NDP weren’t around, I might have to vote Conservative… around here, the Liberal party is practically more neo-conservative than the Conservatives. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/87 "2000-07-02T16:29:21Z")
**Catrandom** : Cats are evil creatures. If you want a _real_ pet, get a dog! **Eve** : I’m so excited – I’m getting married!!! **Persephone** : I _hate_ Peeps! **Chef Troy** : I’ve decided to come out of the closet to my wife. **Nacho4Sara** : Feh. You’ll never catch _me_ admitting when I’m wrong. **Uncle Beer** : Redheads, schmedheads. Gimme a blonde any day! **Chief Scott** : Yay! I just installed ICQ so I can chat with all my friends when I’m online! ---
**Author:** ![beakerxf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/88 "2000-07-02T16:29:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Just to return the kind compliment,: > > \*\* beakererxf, \*\* I’m e mailing the mods tomorrow, I’m changing my user name to ‘HotTamale’! > \*\* Ah, but I _am_ changing my name to HotTamale. Actually, I have neither posted enough nor inserted much of my personality into posts to reasonably expect anyone to do me. Therefore, I’ll do the honors… **beakerxf** : Jim Henson was the anti-Christ (my nick comes from the muppet character Beaker) **TopazAntares:** : Astrology has brought nothing but evil and ruin to mankind. I pray for the soul of anyone who owns Tarot cards (or Satan’s playing cards as I like to call them). ---
**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/89 "2000-07-02T16:57:26Z")
\*\* iampunha: \*\* No, I am not stalking Brunetter or ssskugliii. In fact, I have no particular interest in either of them. So, you guys want to talk about sports? ---
**Author:** ![beakerxf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/90 "2000-07-02T17:19:41Z")
**dropzone** : I get told ten times a day that I need to develop a sense of humor. Why is that? **tatertot** : The hubby and I highly recommend mint flavored products as a way of spicing up the love life. Ladies, the best part is the warm, tingly feeling you get on your delicate pink parts. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/91 "2000-07-02T17:34:30Z")
**Silent Bob** : This is a subject that I’m greatly interested in and I’d like to wax verbose and at great length about this topic … ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/92 "2000-07-02T18:57:34Z")
Somebody did me! Thanks, Shayna! ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/93 "2000-07-02T19:03:17Z")
I guess I’m just not good enough. Someone do me! ---
**Author:** ![beakerxf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/94 "2000-07-02T20:14:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > **TopazAntares:** : Astrology has brought nothing but evil and ruin to mankind. I pray for the soul of anyone who owns Tarot cards (or Satan’s playing cards as I like to call them). > \*\* Hmmmm, I got to thinking…I’m not sure if I did you very well TopazAntares. I based it on the Scorpio joke in your sig, but I don’t recall you ever mentioning that you also use Tarot. Sorry. I just don’t know enouugh about role-playing to come up with a really good one. ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/95 "2000-07-02T21:12:43Z")
**red\_dragon60** : Geeze, how can anybody listen to that boring techno crap? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/96 "2000-07-02T22:03:52Z")
**Rilchiam** I’m going to stay offline tonight and watch “The Breakfast Club”. What? David Patrick Kelly? Who’s he? What? Smoke marijuana? Are you crazy? French fries? Ew! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/97 "2000-07-02T22:15:54Z")
Brunetter said: " . . . No, I am not stalking Brunetter or ssskugliii. In fact, I have no particular interest in either of them. So, you guys want to talk about sports?" Okay. The first half of that was fairly accurate, despite the fact that I am not stalking anyone on the SDMB. However, I love sports. I give that a 3.5 out of 10. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/98 "2000-07-02T22:59:59Z")
> [@](#): > > TopazAntares:: Astrology has brought nothing but evil and ruin to mankind. I pray for the soul of anyone who owns Tarot cards (or Satan’s playing cards as I like to call them). **beakerxf** I like it actually! _grins_ I do have Tarot cards and they are wrapped in a red silk scarf that I found at a second hand store. I’m not good at reading them but I like them. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/99 "2000-07-03T00:06:21Z")
Ayesha **AND** Chief Scott toasting me all at once?!?! :eek: Ayesha–call me Bosda. \ or better still, call me often!\ ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/100 "2000-07-03T00:21:52Z")
\*\*purplebear: **What’s this, another d** n party, can’t you guys ever think of anything else to do? I’m sick of these parties! :(:(☹ \*\*chief scott:\*\*I love smilies, the more the marrier!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278.md?page=6)