# Things you would never hear Dopers say **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 1, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278 "2000-07-01T16:36:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/161 "2000-08-26T21:36:16Z")
Jophiel: Watership Down, what’s that? Richard Adams? Who’s he? He sounds like a loser. or Jophiel: I am l33t. I rox your world. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/162 "2000-08-27T01:21:39Z")
One good turn deserves another: Talera: I don’t know, those computer RPGs have so many rules and stuff. I think I’d rather just play Doom. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/163 "2000-08-27T02:44:47Z")
boli- Oh, GOD, the pressure…you guys _know_ my memory sucks. Jophiel- JAVA! Don’t you people know _anything_ about web design!? You _must_ include as much javascript as possible. Animate **everything!** ValerieBlaise- Oh, nonono…that outfit is _far_ too revealing. I think I’d rather wear this nice, high-collared floral dress to the Dopefest. UncleBeer- What’s this? **Labatt’s??** Canadian PISS! Take it away and bring me a can of Natural Light! Ukelele Ike- Cook? Read a book? _Are you fokken kiddin’ me?_ My soaps are on! Android209- Just a glass of ice water, please. Gaudere- Just a glass of ice water, please. Omni- I have _no_ idea how I ever got along before I started carrying a purse. Flyp- I’ve just never had a great sense of humor. I try, y’know, but nobody ever laughs. Falc- I can’t _believe_ how involved all of you are in this message board nonsense. Chat rooms? Dopefests? Christ…it’s not _real life_, y’know. Alpha- Dammit!! How could they give the extra MPSIMS mod spot to someone else? Next time I see that no-good UncleBeer, I’m gonna make him give Valerie her dollar back. Terry- I seem to be a little short. Can someone else get the check? David B.- Dammit! Those damn neighborhood kids stole the Baby Jesus out of my Nativity scene _again!_ Inertia- Just a glass of water, please. elelle- Y’know, sometimes I think that the best thing would be to buy a nice condo in some busy metropolitan area, and settle into a corporate job for some big company. Veb- I hate dogs. I can’t think of one good reason to keep a pet. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/164 "2000-08-27T14:46:59Z")
**kellibelli** Guess what everyone!!! Shitboy and I are getting back together…he paid up all his childsupport and returned all my missing panties! **ChiefScott** I ship out again in 2 days!!! I can’t wait! 😃 **Coldfire** Did anyone hear that the New Kids on the Block are going on tour!! I was so excited that I spilled my wine cooler trying to get to the phone to order my tickets. **Mr.Cynical** I don’t care if I ever see another breast in my life!!! **Alphagene** {{{{{{hugs}}}}}}} **Chef-Troy** I think I’ll pick up some McDonalds tonight… I don’t feel like cooking. ---
**Author:** ![SILENT-BOB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@SILENT-BOB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SILENT-BOB)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/165 "2000-08-27T20:24:42Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/166 "2000-08-27T20:27:41Z")
Silent Bob: Forgive me for running off at the mouth again, but I feel I must… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/167 "2000-08-28T18:49:47Z")
Myron: (Starts new thread) ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/168 "2000-08-28T19:04:00Z")
Ultress said, “SquirrelCub Give it your best shot.” I don’t know how I missed this thread the first time but your response puzzles me. What did you mean? 🙂 HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278/169 "2000-08-28T19:13:32Z")
Oldscratch-I expect a healthy return on my stock portfolio. Pldennison-I’d like a Big Mac, and supersize my fries! UncleBeer-Nader in 2000, woo-hoo! Esprix-Check out the rack on that hot mama! DavidB-I wonder what the I Ching has to say about that. Matt\_Mcl-Preston Manning for Prime Minister! Polycarp-Thoughtful discussion? Who needs it? Eve-I don’t know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-you-would-never-hear-dopers-say/24278.md?page=8)