# Things you'd never put on your resumé/CV

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-never-put-on-your-resume-cv/282093>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 29, 2004, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-never-put-on-your-resume-cv/282093 "2004-12-29T14:33:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-never-put-on-your-resume-cv/282093/41 "2004-12-31T12:25:00Z")

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I can hang metal cutlery and such to my face and torso. If i’d practice, I could probably make them hang on there for hours but I haven’t done this since I was a teen as it seemed to freak people out (remote fishing village, 300 inhabitants, I was lucky not to get burnt…). The last time I did it was in the cafeteria of a fish processing plant, when I hung three spoons, a fork and a cheese slicer from my face. No tricks or anything, they just stay there; I’m pretty sure it has something to do with moisture and/or skin fat.

I am also the world’s most charming man and, as such, have never had to fill out a resumé/CV or even an application. Really.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-never-put-on-your-resume-cv/282093/42 "2004-12-31T14:41:29Z")

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I can defeat most locks, including office safes.

As with others, I could pick off my boss with a headshot without a scope from a building 400 yards away.

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