# Things You'd Rather Not Think About **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423 "2006-07-06T22:05:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/1 "2006-07-06T22:05:59Z")
I was just watching The People’s Court. At the commercial break, the narrator came on and said, “The plaintiff is a pain in the butt and I think the defendant’s head is right up there.” Gee, thanks for the mental image. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/2 "2006-07-07T21:05:51Z")
Man, Judge Wapner NEVER would have stood for that! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/3 "2006-07-07T21:08:30Z")
Dust mites and other creepy microscopic things that are everywhere. Ewww. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/4 "2006-07-07T21:42:24Z")
That people that I know and love are all in the process of getting older and eventually dying. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/5 "2006-07-07T23:21:16Z")
That Vice President Dick Cheney, under his clothes is NAKED!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/6 "2006-07-07T23:33:15Z")
[QUOTE=ouryL] That Vice President Dick Cheney, under his clothes is NAKED!! :eek: [/QUOTE] Even worse, so is Bea Arthur. Excuse me while I go bleach my brain… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/7 "2006-07-08T00:45:41Z")
That a Oklahoma judge uses a penial pump when hearing cases. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/8 "2006-07-08T01:19:06Z")
[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord] That a Oklahoma judge uses a penial pump when hearing cases. [/QUOTE] Penile pump? Penal pump? Am I being whooshed? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/9 "2006-07-08T01:28:27Z")
[Nope](http://www.chicagoredstreak.com/output/news/cst-nws-judge30.html) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/10 "2006-07-08T01:35:22Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] [Nope](http://www.chicagoredstreak.com/output/news/cst-nws-judge30.html) [/QUOTE] I’m stifling chuckles and snorts. That’s all kinds of funny. I suppose a robe would be perfect for such a thing. Nice pension, too. I’m SO in the wrong fucking business. ---
**Author:** ![Kebert\_Xela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a87d85/32.png) [@Kebert\_Xela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kebert_Xela)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/11 "2006-07-08T01:37:10Z")
That George W. Bush and company control most of the world. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/12 "2006-07-08T01:51:46Z")
All day long I walk through air that has, at some point, likely been tainted by someone’s fart. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/13 "2006-07-08T02:07:35Z")
> [@ouryL](#): > > That Vice President Dick Cheney, under his clothes is NAKED!! [QUOTE=racer72] Even worse, so is Bea Arthur. [/QUOTE] Bea Arthur is naked under Dick Cheney’s _clothes!?!_ That gets MY vote. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/14 "2006-07-08T02:21:40Z")
Here’s the original thread I started. > **[Oklahoma Judge's Penis Pump Trial](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=377785)** > > The news has been loaded with so much good stuff lately, I haven’t been bringing stories to people’s attention due the the quantity. I can’t help but post this. All the please not in my state posters can sigh in relief, so long as your not from... ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/15 "2006-07-08T03:06:11Z")
It’s taking longer than we thought… …nor is the end in sight. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/16 "2006-07-08T03:33:51Z")
The fact that Ann Coulter makes more money off of writing books than she would if she were practicing law–or giving blowjobs to pirates, for that matter. The fact that I’m old enough to be president. I’m just not rich or stupid enough. The fact that Keaneau Reeves is richer than I am. The fact that somewhere out there right now lives and breathes a guy who has it in his head that [this](http://home.earthlink.net/~eveatplay/ca04/tron.jpg) was a good idea. The fact that someday after all other ideas are played out and exhausted, we might see a movie about [this superhero.](http://images.foundrymusic.com/JPEG/captain_faggo.jpg) (Note that this may or may not be appropriate for work, thanks to the good captain’s sidekick in the background.). ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/17 "2006-07-08T04:27:04Z")
My loved ones’ mortality. Somehow, my own is a lot easier to bear. Every embarassing/stupid/mean thing I’ve ever done. My parents gettin’ it on. My grandparents gettin’ it on. Knowing what indignities my corpse will go through after death. How hot dogs are made. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/18 "2006-07-08T04:40:51Z")
How laws are made. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/19 "2006-07-08T04:54:58Z")
Got another one…that people that aren’t as smart or as resourceful as I am on my worst day will have a better life than I will ever manage, money wise. Also, there is a guy out there with the original formula for Cracklin’ Oat Bran and he can’t open an independant cereal concern. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423/20 "2006-07-08T09:50:00Z")
I’m an adult now doing adult things, so I’m not “growing up” anymore so much as “getting old”. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youd-rather-not-think-about/363423.md?page=2)