# Things your lover should say, the first time they see your naughy bits

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-lover-should-say-the-first-time-they-see-your-naughy-bits/570702>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 8, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-lover-should-say-the-first-time-they-see-your-naughy-bits/570702 "2011-02-08T22:21:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2011, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-lover-should-say-the-first-time-they-see-your-naughy-bits/570702/61 "2011-02-10T12:31:53Z")

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> Originaly posted by **MichaelEMouse:**  
> Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Have we met?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-lover-should-say-the-first-time-they-see-your-naughy-bits/570702/62 "2011-02-11T03:38:24Z")

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“Goodness, something twice the size of the royal barge just hove into view between the sheets!”

Respect due to anyone who can identify the source.

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**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-lover-should-say-the-first-time-they-see-your-naughy-bits/570702/63 "2011-02-11T08:42:10Z")

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To a woman:

Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!

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