# Things your mom warned you about.

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**Created:** [March 7, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-mom-warned-you-about/14749 "2000-03-07T15:09:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-your-mom-warned-you-about/14749/27 "2000-03-07T23:51:00Z")

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Whenever I would say, “can I get a cookie?” (or something to that extent) she’d firmly reply “I’ll cookie you?” Then she started to apply it to everything “But Bobbie said!” “I’ll Bobbie you!”

So, one day I grabbed a mini-recorder, and said strong and proud…  
“CAN I HAVE A COOKIE!!”  
and she said “I’ll cookie you!”  
So I said, “AWW FUCK!”  
So she said, “I’ll Fuck you!”

Yup, Mom’s doing 5 to 7 now, I think she get’s out in 2003.

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Kisses!  
}\>\<(((^\>\<^)))\>\<{  
Ophy

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