# Things you've scribbled down while drunk. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388 "2008-10-03T23:25:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/1 "2008-10-03T23:25:50Z")
Ever get plastered and write something down that you don’t remember the next day? Well… it happens to me sometimes. I wrote down something last night that I thought was rather funny, so I’m sharing: “Sex is a candy far from sexy filling.” Your turn 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/2 "2008-10-03T23:38:33Z")
Well, after getting fitfully drunk the other night: I found your heart the other day Buried beneath the leaves, In the last place that I saw you with it Between the apple trees. And I thought of how you used to be Content with quarters for gum-ball machines. But now you need cash for cigarettes, pills and drinks to take them with. I found your heart the other day. I left it on your step. Please bring it in before it rains. Please, please don’t forget. The end goal, of course, was to get laid. It worked 😛 Oh to be a melodramatic hipster! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/3 "2008-10-03T23:40:33Z")
Not drunk but stoned: “A penguin is a panda-bear fish.” I think that’s pretty fucking profound. For drunkenness though, try the following note I found on my mobile phone, written at about 2.30am a couple of years ago, discovered weeks or possibly months after I’d written it: “Zebedee Soanes” To which I went “WTF?” Then I found a second note, with a timestamp of about 2.40am the same night: “He’s a BBC news announcer, you drunken twat.” And I subsequently discovered, [he is](http://www.zebsoanes.com/). What a strange time bomb to leave myself. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/4 "2008-10-04T00:03:34Z")
Not written down. Typed. And submitted to the SDMB. I’ve looked at it the following day and been quite surprised how remarkably ok and not utter shite it turned out to be. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/5 "2008-10-04T00:46:14Z")
“There are seven levels.” ---
**Author:** ![Incensed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/6 "2008-10-04T00:49:12Z")
“Elbrick Wyrick” If, thirty years from now, I am traveling alone in a foreign land and someone surreptitiously pulls me aside and whispers “Elbrick Wyrick”, then eyes me expectantly… well, nothing good can come of that. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/7 "2008-10-04T00:57:13Z")
My name on the marriage license. [rim shot] I know I’ve written some stupid shit when I’ve been drunk, but I don’t remember any right now. Probably for the better… Joe ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/8 "2008-10-04T01:34:32Z")
Scribbled on a piece of paper, found the day after, t’was something like this: "Ok, this is gonna sound really weird, but keep with me here 'cause it’s actually really smart. I know you’re not going to believe, but trust me on this one. You see, in Africa…" and then a lot of unreadable scribble. I have never been able to figure out what brilliant insight came to me on that night ☹ ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/9 "2008-10-04T01:37:52Z")
“Is the measure of your trust in others a reflection of how much you privately think you should be trusted by others?” ---
**Author:** ![Offkenter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f08c70/32.png) [@Offkenter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Offkenter)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/10 "2008-10-04T01:38:38Z")
“The Slurping of the Spheres” I’d gotten into a discussion about the notion of the “music of the spheres” and had come to decide that the reason we can’t hear this music isn’t really because the planets and stars aren’t attached to rotating crystal spheres. No, pollution has just build up so much gunk on the spheres that they don’t sing any more. But if you listen really closely you might still be able to hear the sound that they do still make: the slurping of the spheres. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/11 "2008-10-04T02:48:04Z")
Way back, in high school, I smoked some weed\*, took out a Bic pen, and just started scribble-drawing a viscous, rottweiler dog head, with gaping jaw, sharp teeth, and dripping saliva. In a flash of randomness I wrote _“Turkey Christmas!”_ underneath. I have no idea what that means, and don’t want to know. The drawing was pretty creepy after I sobered up. Not in a style I’ve ever done before or since. I wish I hadn’t lost it, but in a way, I’m kind of embarrassed by it. _Turkey Christmas!?_ \*Disclaimer: Of course, I don’t condone drug use, and haven’t done it since I’ve been married. ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/12 "2008-10-04T04:29:52Z")
HOH+NaCl=… =XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX =XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX =XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX =XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX =WORLD DOMINATION!!! I won’t be revealing any more details as I have this plan to make everyone better off then they used to be… ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/13 "2008-10-04T04:58:22Z")
“When i look at a blank page i see endless possibilities for one second. Then I feel like I’m looking over an edge into a white abyss.” ---
**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/14 "2008-10-04T05:52:30Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > “Is the measure of your trust in others a reflection of how much you privately think you should be trusted by others?” That’s profound. Last New Year’s Eve while watching a hockey game, I wrote “we should shoot alcohol darts at the opposing team and get them drunk off their asses”. Uh, great idea. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/15 "2008-10-04T06:25:58Z")
Well I once woke up to a sketch of a demented donald duck operating a meat grinder of some sort with humans being fed into it with the caption " Come on in, the water’s fine." ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/16 "2008-10-04T06:43:24Z")
This board is full of my drunk ramblings. ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/17 "2008-10-04T19:47:16Z")
Written on a notepad on my kitchen table the other night was “this isn’t a good idea”. … I read that during breakfast AFTER waking up in bed with my female roommate.:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rascal_s_Mom)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/18 "2008-10-04T20:07:16Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Not written down. Typed. And submitted to the SDMB. > > I’ve looked at it the following day and been quite surprised how remarkably ok and not utter shite it turned out to be. Was this a couple weeks ago? Because I remember reading one of your posts, and you mentioned at the very end you were drunk. I went back and re-read it, and it was more articulate and well-punctuated than so, so many sober posts (of other people, I don’t know about yours)! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/19 "2008-10-04T21:50:02Z")
> [@Superfreaknduper](#): > > Written on a notepad on my kitchen table the other night was “this isn’t a good idea”. > > … I read that during breakfast AFTER waking up in bed with my female roommate.:smack: You win. _Naked_ in bed, or just occupying the same piece of furniture? Did it end well? ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388/20 "2008-10-04T21:58:19Z")
> [@Captain\_Carrot](#): > > You win. > > _Naked_ in bed, or just occupying the same piece of furniture? > > Did it end well? 1/2 Naked in bed, no tops but bottoms accounted for. Me and the roommate are okay with it (possibly a bit twitterpated). I cannot say the same for my other two roommates about the idea. It may be the subject of a new thread shortly… Also to add to the scribbled while drunk portion, after the sleeping with roommate shenanigans happened a note scribbled on our fridge: **RULES:** 1. NO FUCKING BETWEEN ROOMMATES! 2. Take out the trash, Out sunday in Monday 3. Sunday is Gods day, a day of Detox. One of my other roommates did that hammered. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-scribbled-down-while-drunk/466388.md?page=2)