# Things you've stuck in your anus on a whim.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 6, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879 "2000-11-06T01:38:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/1 "2000-11-06T01:38:43Z")
In honor of the TMI thread in MPSIMS. Have at it.
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/2 "2000-11-06T01:40:26Z")
BTW, your welcome Slythe. 😃
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/3 "2000-11-06T02:02:39Z")
To the PIT with thee!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/4 "2000-11-06T02:45:10Z")
Concrete sticks his own head up his ass on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? I’m just helping him out because he wouldn’t see this. He only posts to threads that he started himself.
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/5 "2000-11-06T03:14:07Z")
sometimes when I’m kissing Coldfire’s ass it goes a little…how do you say…too far? 😃
Oh, and Whammo, taking things past the point of funny, as usual.
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/6 "2000-11-06T03:17:12Z")
I’ve already discussed the results of my youth-induced curiosity. Anyone who is still curious is free to E-mail me, but I think one mentioning of it is enough for this board. By the way… it’s hardly an interesting tale.
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### Author:  [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/7 "2000-11-06T03:49:57Z")
A pomegranite
Cheese, lots of cheese
$13 in dimes
The Lindberg Baby
The Oxford English Dictionary
Lake Nasser
The USS Missouri
Seven dry cleaning bags
A McDLT
Plankton
A duck
World Peace
My ass itself
DOS 5.0
Shellfish
My elbow
Dr. Jekyll, but not Mr. Hyde
A Jackson Pollack painting, the name of which escapes me
The intersection of Broadway and Pine St.
Goethe reincarnated
The Han Dynasty
The lumeniferous ether
The 1903 Nobel Prize for Physics
A pint of water from the River Styx (or was it the Lethe?)
263 killer bees
May 14th, A.D. 1242, from 3:15 PM to 4:45 PM
25% of my reccommended daily value of riboflavin
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### Author:  [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/8 "2000-11-06T04:02:24Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by waterj2 \*
> \*\*
> The intersection of Broadway and Pine St.
> \*\*
Is this the famous intersection in Long Beach, California?
If so, did King Louie’s fit in there, too? I hope they cleaned it well after it was taken out of your rectum. I love that place.
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/9 "2000-11-06T04:03:30Z")
One question, waterj2: Were those items all up there together or did you insert them each individually.
I know that I have trouble inserting more than, say, football, four grapefruits, a Korean War-era Jeep, three window screens, the collected works of Shakespeare, and a small family of armadillos in my ass at the same time. Perhaps you have more experience and training at this than I do.
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### Author:  [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/10 "2000-11-06T04:04:01Z")
My finger… but it wasn’t on a whim it was accidently. I was using a glossy page out of a magazine for toliet paper.
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### Author:  [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/11 "2000-11-06T04:24:02Z")
JavaMaven, no, New York City, about a block or so uptown of Wall Street.
Billdo, they were all done separately. At no time were more than 3 different items on the list there at the same time. However, I must admit that they weren’t all on a whim.
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### Author:  [@Chronolicht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronolicht)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/12 "2000-11-06T04:25:02Z")
I had a French bullet train drive right up my ass once. I stood there on purpose. Does that count?
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/13 "2000-11-06T04:33:30Z")
“We finished with the anal cavity search.”
“What did you find?”
“You mean besides the Harley?”
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### Author:  [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/14 "2000-11-06T04:50:56Z")
A Harley?
You sick fuck!
😃
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/15 "2000-11-06T06:47:39Z")
Well, what better anus to keep a Harley safe in than mine?
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### Author:  [@SkinnyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkinnyGuy)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/16 "2000-11-06T14:29:05Z")
On a whim… Hmmm…
Nope, can’t help you there. For every single item I have ever stuck up my ass, I had a damned good reason. Yep. No frivolous anus-stuffing here.
Although, I once ran into this Jimmy Hoffa guy…
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### Author:  [@SkinnyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkinnyGuy)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/17 "2000-11-06T14:29:33Z")
On a whim… Hmmm…
Nope, can’t help you there. For every single item I have ever stuck up my ass, I had a damned good reason. Yep. No frivolous anus-stuffing here.
Although, I once ran into this Jimmy Hoffa guy…
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/18 "2000-11-06T14:44:34Z")
The question, of course, is not what I’ve stuffed up there on a whim, but whom.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/19 "2000-11-06T14:50:15Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by waterj2 \*
> **A McDLT**
So, how did you keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool? I must know.
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### Author:  [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/20 "2000-11-06T21:02:41Z")
What was that Eddie Murphy parody song from one of his early comedy albums? “Boogie In Your Butt,” or something like that. The burden of the lyrics was a long list of bizzare things that Eddie was willing to stick up his butt for $100.
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