# Things you've stuck in your anus on a whim.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 6, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879 "2000-11-06T01:38:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![jmullaney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@jmullaney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmullaney)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/41 "2000-11-12T20:33:10Z")

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Yum… chads… :P~~~

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**Author:** ![John\_Doughboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e36b37/32.png) [@John\_Doughboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Doughboy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/42 "2000-11-12T20:55:05Z")

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Let’s just say that my belly isn’t the only thing he’s poked…

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/43 "2000-11-13T05:34:11Z")

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There is a site [http://www.laparoscopy.com](http://www.laparoscopy.com) that features actual video of a colonoscopic foreign body removal. Anything more is TMI.

Robin

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**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/44 "2000-11-13T05:59:49Z")

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I have never put something up my ass on a whim, but I have pulled all sorts of shit out of it at need.

-an entire Organic Chemistry Exam  
-reasons behind _that_ bruise that were acceptable to mother  
-a biker named Jim  
-innocence  
-the time  
-a dark hole  
-several car parts, including a power steering pump for a 2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee  
-the lyrics to “The Rainbow Connection”  
-seven oranges, carefully shipped from Florida  
-a toaster oven, capable of baking muffins  
-several chapters of Wheelock’s Latin

I guess my ass isn’t as talented as some of yours, but its my ass and I love it.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things-youve-stuck-in-your-anus-on-a-whim/39879/45 "2000-11-13T11:36:30Z")

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Jimmy Hoffa  
Amelia Erhardt  
The Lindberg Baby  
Madylne Murray O’Hair  
Bill Clinton’s Soul  
Al Gore’s Sense of Humor  
Dubya’s Maturity & Intellect  
Keanu Reeves’ Acting Ability  
God  
The Devil  
The Current and Original Casts of Charlie’s Angels  
My Husband  
Studio 54  
The rare photo of Dan Quayle fighting in Vietnam  
Cher’s original nose

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