# Things

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 21, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066 "2000-11-21T01:54:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/1 "2000-11-21T01:54:18Z")

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Bart: Eat my shorts.  
Homer: D’oh.  
Marge: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…  
Maggie: ::nookie-noise::  
Lisa: Hmm, forget Lisa.  
Nelson: HA-HA!!  
Apu: Hindu accent.  
Duff-Man: OH YEAH!!!

The Simpson’s has 'em. Why can’t we? Do you have a catch-phrase?

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/2 "2000-11-21T01:59:22Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> \*\*  
> Maggie: ::nookie-noise::  
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Nookie Noise??? :eek: 😕 :eek:

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/3 "2000-11-21T02:01:45Z")

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Welfy: Of course, darlink. _beautiful but phony Russian accent_

(That’s one of mine)

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/4 "2000-11-21T02:55:02Z")

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Me: mmm…[noun]…

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/5 "2000-11-21T03:25:55Z")

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Me: Naked time!

or

Bouncy bouncy boing.

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/6 "2000-11-21T03:51:40Z")

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It’s clobberin’ time!

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/7 "2000-11-21T03:55:17Z")

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I have too many catch phrases, it’s just too bad that I never really use them while on the board. I do have the tendency to kitty-growl at people though. Well, until Danny makes me stop.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Disembodied\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Disembodied\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disembodied_Head)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/8 "2000-11-21T04:25:18Z")

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“Riiiiiight.”

“If you say so.”

“::shrugs::”

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**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/things/42066/9 "2000-11-21T05:23:42Z")

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Meep, meep! :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ  
::runs away::

I do quite a good roadrunner impersonation, I am told. 😃