# Think about this, you pro-life IDIOTS! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 24, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659 "2000-03-24T19:05:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/61 "2000-03-25T04:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Kat: > \*\*I have a confession to make. > > I do apple pie > I do chocolate cream pie. > I do pumpkin pie\*\* Kat, this was wwwaaaaayyyy more than I really needed to know about you šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/62 "2000-03-25T15:36:00Z")
Sorry all: I have no idea what this thread is about. My little post up there just made me look like a doofus, eh? But, perhaps someone could explain it to me so Iā€™m not in the dark anymore? Wait, upon further reading, I figure this has something do to with either A) The movie ā€œAmerican Pieā€, or B) The song ā€œAmerican Pie.ā€ Either way, Iā€™m still lost Wally. * * * ā€œLife is hardā€¦but God is goodā€ ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/63 "2000-03-25T15:49:00Z")
ARG, theyā€™re all just avoiding the real issue, which is that PI ARE SQUARE. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/64 "2000-03-25T16:23:00Z")
You knew, I havenā€™t been able to eat chocolate cream pie since Thanksgiving. That is the day I explained feltching to Lionā€™s uncle while he was eating a slice of chocolate cream pie with whipped topping. He never missed a bite. When this message board is a topic for family discussion during a holiday meal, does it mean you spend way too nuch time here ? * * * " The opposite of love isnā€™t hate, itā€™s indifference." Elie Wiesel Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that) ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/65 "2000-03-25T16:51:00Z")
All pie consumers are equal and should be fairly represented. No pie fixation without repast ingestion! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/66 "2000-03-25T17:34:00Z")
Iā€™m sorry, Iā€™m having a real problem with the idea of equating the ā€œchoiceā€ of whether or not to kill a child with the choice of pastry selection. Pro-life idiot? Yeah, ok, call me an idiot. I believe that a child has a right not to be vacuumed out of itā€™s motherā€™s uterus. Ever hear of a thing called adoption? But if you want to put the ice cream on the side instead of on top of your pie, more power to you. Key lime rules. * * * ā€œHokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.ā€ ā€” Han Solo ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/67 "2000-03-25T17:40:00Z")
I have seen no mention of cherry pie here. You people, with your high and mighty apples & chocolates! You just toddle on with your lives, completely ignorant of the helpless little cherries. Are you so caught up in the apple-pie-cause-of-the-day that you have forgotten the cherry? George Washington did not forget the cherry. The cherry is the forgotten patriot of Piedom! _Come on,_ folks! Wrap yourself in a big olā€™ flag, and eat a cherry pie for freedom! * * * This space blank, until Wally thinks up something cool to put here. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/68 "2000-03-26T06:08:00Z")
Iā€™m ashamed of all of you. Taking an issue such as abortion and making light of it. You should all be ā€” HEY! All right! Who threw the fucking pie in my face??? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/69 "2000-03-25T19:02:00Z")
Adam, there is still a chance for you to find your way! Just go to the store, buy a pie,ANy Kind; eat half of it, take the other half, give it to your neighbor, tell him to eat half of THAT, and then give whats left to another personā€¦hee heeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/70 "2000-03-25T19:23:00Z")
Orangecakes -do that in reverse,hey presto! A pyramid pie.(is that legal?) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/71 "2000-03-25T19:27:00Z")
Doesnā€™t pie equal three slices exactly? ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/72 "2000-03-25T21:11:00Z")
Not quite, One slice is always a little bigger than the rest,mine if Iā€™m slicing. ---
**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/73 "2000-03-25T21:54:00Z")
What? I came in here awaiting a spirited, civilized debate, and what do I find? Pie. PIE. PIE! You all should be ashamed of yourselves, advocating the sinful eating of pie! Pie is the poor, pathetic peasant of all pastries! Pie eating is dirty, immoral, and above all UNNATURAL! Now, I donā€™t have anything against pie eaters. One of my best friends in high school liked pie. Which is why I donā€™t mean it personally when I say that when you pass on, you will go to the **fiery pits of heck** , where your watches and jewelry will be eaten by ravenous sloths while you look on in terror and you will be poked in the arm with warm lego men for all eternity! But it is not too late. Cast off the shackles of your twisted love of pie and embrace the true lord of all creation: Quiche. * * * ā€œI believe every word that man just said, because itā€™s exactly what I wanted to hear.ā€ -Space Ghost ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/74 "2000-03-25T23:56:00Z")
If I have to go to GQ and make a new thread just to find out what you guys are talking about, I will. But, it would be much easier if one of you could explain what pie has to do with abortion, or reproduction, or whatever, since this thread already exists. Adam ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/75 "2000-03-26T00:04:00Z")
Good grief, Adam, the connection between the two is so blatantly obvious even a child could see it. * * * ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/76 "2000-03-26T00:21:00Z")
Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby and some root beer. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/77 "2000-03-26T00:41:00Z")
Careful **Arg** , youā€™re sputtering all over my pie. Shit. Maybe thereā€™s some chocolate cake left. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2000, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/78 "2000-03-26T10:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by SingleDad: > **Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby and some root beer.** Take your foot off of its head. * * * I always try to do things in chronological order. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/79 "2000-03-27T06:08:00Z")
Pleaseā€¦donā€™t Anyone tell Arg the Real connection here, or the reason we are all here postingā€¦shhā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/80 "2000-03-27T03:04:00Z")
OK Orangecakes, I promise not to say WHOOOSSSHHH to ARG. Letā€™s make sure that no one else does either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659.md?page=5)