# Think about this, you pro-life IDIOTS! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 24, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659 "2000-03-24T19:05:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/101 "2000-03-30T12:38:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by orangecakes: > **I’m a key lime virgin, I’m afraid** Meet me in Key Largo for your Key Lime Pie deflowering ceremony. The ritual involves eating Key Lime Pie on each of the Keys en-route to Key West. After eating Key Lime Pie on Key West, we will attempt to isolate the single best Key Lime Pie. After that, we will begin our journey back to Key Largo, eating Key Lime Pie on each of the Keys. Well, we have to be absolutely sure that we were correct in our assesment of the best, don’t we? After the deflowering ceremony, you will wonder why you held on to your Key Lime Pie virginity as long as you did. You will, however, continue to advise others to hold on to theirs because you will not want to introduce others to the delights of Key Lime Pie debauchery, thereby diluting the pool of available Key Lime Pie. * * * Crystalguy ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/102 "2000-03-30T14:43:00Z")
Green Bean— For goodness sakes, you left some important steps out! You have to hollow out the toddler to make the stuffing, and remove the eyes and the top of the skull before cooking—do you have any idea what a mess you’d have if they exploded in your oven? I have a good recipe for toddler stuffing, if anyone’s interested . . . ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/103 "2000-03-30T14:47:00Z")
Oh, sorry. I assumed that Valerie was familiar with the basic steps of toddler preparation. Your point is well taken. Just taking off the top of the skull doesn’t work for me. I find that I have to take the head off and put it in a separate pan, because that is the only way I can fit it in my oven. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/104 "2000-03-30T14:53:00Z")
Now I Know your making Arg mad… ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/105 "2000-03-30T14:54:00Z")
You people are really sick! Please email me the entire recipe. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/106 "2000-03-30T15:11:00Z")
Can I have the recipe where the added ingredient is Wally7? Dont they have key lemon pies?.. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/107 "2000-03-30T15:33:00Z")
Oh, if it were roasted Wally, it would be a very different recipe. By the time they get to be grown-ups, you really should to hang 'em and age 'em before you eat them. Most people don’t have room to do this in their homes. Also, a whole roast Wally would be pretty unwieldly. I recommend Wallysteaks. Go to a good butcher or an up-scale supermarket, and you should find them. You can prepare a Wallysteak in the same way as beef. I recomend the tenderloin done on the grill. Marinate with a little soy sauce and pepper before you cook it. That cut is best eaten very rare. Or you could just go to a good restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/108 "2000-03-30T15:50:00Z")
[as Homer Simpson] Mmmm . . . Wally . . . ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/109 "2000-03-30T16:08:00Z")
I’m feeling decidedly nauseous… {blegh!} Anybody up for some chocolate mousse? Pro-life BIGOTS! Esprix, who doesn’t even know what he’s saying anymore… * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/110 "2000-03-30T16:25:00Z")
Esprix, chocolate moose is off the subject. Try chocolate toddler. If it’s a little difficult to whip the toddler into the chocolate, you might just want to try chocolate covered toddler. Yum! 😉 * * * Bitch by Birth ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/111 "2000-03-30T16:52:00Z")
No, no, no!!! You don’t whip the toddler into the chocolate. You must fold it in gently. You really get the best texture that way. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/112 "2000-03-30T17:30:00Z")
I’m sorry, Minxsmom, but I am against doing anything gently with a toddler. I find whipping works best. If it doesn’t solve the problem at hand, at least you have the satisfaction of feeling you’ve done something positive! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/113 "2000-03-30T17:31:00Z")
You’re evil. I like that in a person 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/114 "2000-03-30T17:48:00Z")
Thanks, I appreciate being recognized for my talents. By the way, has anyone here thought of combining the two thoughts in this thread? How about Toddler Apple Pie? 😃😃😃😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/115 "2000-03-30T17:57:00Z")
Guys, I would strongly recommend against any recipe that calls for whipped toddlers. In each U.S. State there are laws against whipping children. Making Toddler Mousse, tasty as it may be, will put you at serious risk of violation of child abuse laws. And let me tell you, there is nothing worse than have the child welfare agents show up just as you are sitting down to a nice Toddler Mousse. On the other hand, as far as I know, there are no laws against covering toddlers in chocolate. I’d recommend that, instead. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/116 "2000-03-31T06:35:00Z")
At least they stopped talking about Wallyburgers. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/117 "2000-03-31T06:39:00Z")
Wallyburgers with Cheese! ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/118 "2000-03-30T19:10:00Z")
And ketchup. With a side of beer batter onion rings. I’d like my Wallyburger done very rare, please. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/119 "2000-03-30T19:10:00Z")
Now that you mention it, I’ve never tasted a nice, juicy Wallyberger. How is it and where can I get one? It just isn’t on the Menu of BurgerKing. Humph, with a name like that you think their menu would be a little more varied as far as burger meat! * * * Bitch by Birth ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659/120 "2000-03-30T19:14:00Z")
I dunno…I heard that there are worms in Wallyburgers… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-about-this-you-pro-life-idiots/5659.md?page=7)