# "Think of a woman named Pat, but without the 'P'"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779 "2007-04-26T20:40:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/21 "2007-04-27T16:17:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Faruiza]  
Whatsamatter with that, **McNew**? All it means is that blue ice cream has no bones!

:dubious:  
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Well, of course! That part was obvious. I just meant I would be up all night thinking about Pat.  
Mmmmmmmm, Pat.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/22 "2007-04-27T23:03:36Z")

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[QUOTE=McNew]  
Well, of course! That part was obvious. I just meant I would be up all night thinking about Pat.  
Mmmmmmmm, Pat.  
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Pat McGroin?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/23 "2007-04-27T23:28:00Z")

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[QUOTE=danceswithcats]  
Pat McGroin?  
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Minus 3= Balls! AT (+P)

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/24 "2007-04-28T01:20:14Z")

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[QUOTE=McNew]  
Well, of course! That part was obvious. I just meant I would be up all night thinking about Pat.  
Mmmmmmmm, Pat.  
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Ah. I see now. Didn’t know you went for [the](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Pat) [androgynous types!](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90tpat.phtml)  
😃

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/25 "2007-04-28T14:49:32Z")

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[QUOTE=McNew]  
Mmmmmmmm, Pat.  
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When come back, bring Pat.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/26 "2007-04-28T18:48:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Rhiannon8404]  
When come back, bring Pat.  
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When come back bring _3_, we don’t need any more p around here.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/think-of-a-woman-named-pat-but-without-the-p/401779/27 "2007-04-28T19:25:57Z")

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Think of a man named Jerry, but without the J. Then draw him. That’s a “5.”

Hey I like this game.

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