# thinksnow turns 2000! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 3, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035 "2001-07-03T02:07:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/21 "2001-07-03T15:50:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*I always think of thinksnow as the man who owes me the rest of a hand massage. > \*\* You, too, **Cranky**? I thought it was only me that **thinksnow** frustrates with _partial_ massages. Next time I’m gonna have to strictly limit the consumption of Stroh rum. 😃 Happy 2000, **think**. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/22 "2001-07-03T15:53:32Z")
::steps to podium, clears throat. Microphone feedback, everyone covers ears:: Um, is this thing on? Can everyone hear me in the back? Okay, then, well, Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to take the time to ask you to consider the man, the myth, nay, the legend that is **thinksnow** , an archtype for men everywhere to emulate. Allow me to reiterate some of his finer points: [ul] [li] Steamy writer in sexually explicit threads (see [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=75493))[/li][li] Sharer of personal experience ([Evidence presented here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69736)); Board denizens rejoice.[/li][li] Is willing to share said experience for the betterment of mankind; ladies everywhere are delighted (see thread above. Anyone with some anecdotal evidence here? This is the Dope - we need the facts!)[/li][li] Attender of DopeFests (this is the man that drove 500 miles in exceedingly crappy weather to attend the Michigan Winter Dopefest and then apologized for being late!)[/li][/ul] ::Producer motions for **Bunny** to cut it short:: Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been told I have to let the next poster up. :: puts away her other 5 pages of details, her PowerPoint presentation, and the compilation CD of music:: ::Runs over and gives **think** a big smooch:: Congratulations, sugar! Oh and **Cranky** , I think you need to blame **Persephone** on the whole can fiasco. She was the one requesting that bitten can! Ah, the lengths he’ll go to please! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/23 "2001-07-03T16:02:25Z")
Happy 2000, think! I’m glad to know that if anyone who registered in the same month as I did has managed to achieve double my posts, it’s a classy guy such as yourself. (And they’re all good posts, too!) From one Threadkiller to the other (ahhh, memories), happy 2000, and here’s to many more! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/24 "2001-07-03T16:06:43Z")
heh heh heh, **Bunny** said _lengths_ **think** would go. heh heh heh ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/25 "2001-07-03T17:00:36Z")
:looks innocent: What? Wha’did I say? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/26 "2001-07-03T18:24:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Ginger for her 610 and the stunning pictures of “up North,” I sent pictures? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/27 "2001-07-03T18:25:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Ginger for her 610 and the stunning pictures of “up North,” > > I sent pictures? \*\* Mayhap he means the two on your Web site, but he **is** losing his memory, after all. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035/28 "2001-07-03T18:30:00Z")
I’m only going to say this one more time: [Clinton] _I…did…not…bite…anyones…can._ [/Clinton] I wanted to, but y’all wouldn’t let me. 😃 Hey **Jester** , thanks for the good memories…ahhh, _Threadkillers_…between that and Rochambo, quite a few of us rocketed up the charts! As for massages, I’m only one man! Next Doepfest, make a ledger and I’ll take appointments, okay? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow-turns-2000/71035.md?page=1)