# thinksnow....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716 "2001-09-10T18:25:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/1 "2001-09-10T18:25:50Z")

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Yup. Close to 3000 and time to throw a little party for our favorite [Elephant Wrangler](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80906).

See, I was trying to think of a title that would be full of innuendo, one that would titillate, make you want to check it out. I mean, he did it for [me](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82804) and it got probably what will end up being the highest view-to-post ratio ever!

However, I realized all I had to do was put his name. I know at least every DoperChick will check it out. 😉

So, since his auspicious beginnings [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=34546#post656669), he has never ceased to [amuse](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80875&pagenumber=2#post1498522), [educate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84541), and [titillate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69736).

Wearer of [Hawaiian shirts]([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82380#post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82380#post) 1522078), former [Marine](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46021), [engineer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60642#post1144479),[attender](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76107) [of](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62734) [Dope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78884) [fests](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64157), soon-to-be [kilt-wearing man](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81215#post1499595) at [OhDope](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84668). How can I possibly begin to elaborate on his greatness? 😛

And the flirting? Good lord, I’d make the Board crash if I tried to list out all the times he’s flirted with DoperChicks. And he’s good at it too! :eek: Scary good!

He’s endeared himself to practically every female on this Board that’s met him at DopeFests through his kindness, gentlemanliness, and his powerful ability to make you mush through [massage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=79246#post1463204) and endeared himself to the men by just being an all-around great guy.

So let the laudatory posts roll!

:snaps little pointed party hat on **ts** and blows party noise maker:

Hooray!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/2 "2001-09-10T18:29:59Z")

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Hey!!! He better wear that kilt at Dopetoberfest, or I’ll be one bitterly disappointed doperchick! 😉  
Mucho 'grats on 3000, **ts** , it was great meeting you in SLO, and I look forward to seeing you again in LA 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/3 "2001-09-10T18:30:27Z")

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Woo! **thinks** rocks indeed. And I got to meet him in person and bask in his warmth. Oh wait, that was those butane heaters. But still. He’s hot. 😉

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**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/4 "2001-09-10T18:33:47Z")

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**Thinksnow** is one of my favourite posters, and now your telling me he’s hot IRL, and I have no chance of meeting him? Jeez make a girl jealous why don’t you ☹

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/5 "2001-09-10T18:41:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by eirroc \*  
> \*\ ***Thinksnow** is one of my favourite posters, and now your telling me he’s hot IRL, and I have no chance of meeting him? Jeez make a girl jealous why don’t you ☹ \*\*

Yup, _smokin’_, baby.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/6 "2001-09-10T19:18:51Z")

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:eek:  
**Bunny** , my fine-tailed, hippity-hoppity, bellybunnybutton-ring friend, I’ve got 138 posts to go still…kinda giving me some lead-time, aren’t you?  
[sub]Not that I mind, nope, not at all. Figure I’ll be there in a week, is all I’m sayin’.[/sub] 😃

I must mention that I am mightily impressed with the links, **Bunny** , \* mightily\* impressed.

It has been my pleasure to meet the Dopers I have, through the Board and IRL, and I hope I’ve left a good impression with each (or, at worst, no impression at all.)

If I can get one Doper, just one, to take up skiing or naked snow-angeling, well, I’ll consider it time well spent.

**Mauv** , if the kilt is shipped by then, I’ll try it out at the _Coldi-SpinyDope_, otherwise, it’ll make its debut at _OhDope_.

**Rasa** , dear girl, your kind words are too much. Not a bad thing, though. (and those butane-thingies were a boon, no?)

**eirroc** , if I can untangle the details, I’m going to hop the pond in the coming year and I’ve always wanted to see Scotland. Would you mind terribly if I dropped by and said “Hi” on my way through? You being a redhead, I wouldn’t want to startle you, you know.

**Bunny** , once again, you bring a smile to my face. Thank you, darlin’.

Looking forward to PapaBunny’s cordial next month,

[ul]~ **ts** [/ul]

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/7 "2001-09-10T19:30:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Yup, smokin’, baby.

And I will most definitely second this. Positively babealicious.

[sub]and he’s really, really nice, too. Really![/sub]

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/8 "2001-09-10T19:32:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> **If I can get one Doper, just one, to take up skiing or naked snow-angeling, well, I’ll consider it time well spent.**

:waving frantically …Ohh! Me! _Meeeee!_ I’ll even provide the lift tickets and a little _Apres_. 😉

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/9 "2001-09-10T19:35:05Z")

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:waving towel:  
**think** , I love ya, but I think I’m gonna be _really_ sick of ya after we both attend all the October DopeFests. 😉

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/10 "2001-09-10T19:36:05Z")

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How can I top all these other fantabulous compliments? Um…I can’t. But I’ll gladly throw in my appreciation and affection.  
Yes, he’s hot. And I’ve never even met him. I’ve got a damned good imagination though, and he’s given enough over the net to help the speculation.  
So I’ll just put my specially-wrapped box of chocolates, hugs and kisses over here in the corner next to the rest.  
Here’s to you, thinks. You rock, most definitely.  
love,b

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/11 "2001-09-10T19:39:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\*:eek:  
> **Bunny** , my fine-tailed, hippity-hoppity, bellybunnybutton-ring friend, I’ve got 138 posts to go still…kinda giving me some lead-time, aren’t you?  
> [ul]~ **ts** [/ul] \*\*

Didn’t want anyone to steal my thunder. You’ve many admirers here, sugar.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/12 "2001-09-10T19:51:09Z")

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And I’m one of them.

Here’s to 3000 more just as entertaining.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/13 "2001-09-10T20:40:06Z")

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Another testimony (can I hear you say AMEN!) to the _sweetiepieness_ of thinksnow. He let my children play with his car’s remote! That adds up to Good Guy, for sure.

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**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/14 "2001-09-10T20:55:35Z")

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In honor of **thinksnow** , Dopefest junkie and masseur extrordinaire, there is an alternate universe where, were I not in a public computer lab, I would be posting this topless.

Enjoy! 😃

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/15 "2001-09-10T21:16:09Z")

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Yeah thinksnow rocks, here’s to you thinksnow.  
Psst ladies who will be attending a dopefest with thinksnow soon. I have a twenty dollar bill fot the first one who will get a clear picture of what’s under thinksnow’s kilt and send me a copy !

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/16 "2001-09-10T21:16:53Z")

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Thinksnow … thinksnow … thinksnow. Seems to me I should remember that name from somewhere. Hmmmmm. That’s one of that asshole concrete’s names, right?

And since TS is wearing a kilt, I’ve just decided on my HallowDope costume. I’m gonna add another touch of European flair.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/17 "2001-09-10T21:20:12Z")

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What? You’re going as a sheep?

😃

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/18 "2001-09-10T21:34:06Z")

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That was baaaaaa-d, **Arden**.

**UB** , let’s see, you’re a mod and you say you’re going to “add another touch of European flair” which can only mean one thing: you’re coming as **Coldfire** in the hope of getting some? 😉

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/19 "2001-09-10T21:40:28Z")

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In your honor, **ts** , I am posting this in the nude.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/20 "2001-09-10T21:46:18Z")

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Unlike Geobabe, I can’t post this in the nude. But I can post it in a long red skirt slit up to the thigh and a tight black top.

**thinksnow** , you are more fun than a weekend in Vegas. Well, I’ve never been to Vegas. And I’ve never test-driven your true fun potential. But I suspect that you are that freakin’ fun.

Cutie.

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