# thinksnow....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 10, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716 "2001-09-10T18:25:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/41 "2001-09-21T18:11:50Z")

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::stuffs happy fuzzy bunnies ( **BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO PEEPS** ) down Eric’s pants::

::licks Eric::

::scritches thinks behind the ears. 😉 ::

Happy 3000 to thinks, who’s put up with a lot more shit from me at Dopefests than he had to. 😃

Looking forward to falling asleep on you at OhDope, thinks! 😃

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/42 "2001-09-21T20:13:55Z")

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Happy 3k post day!

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/43 "2001-09-24T13:08:53Z")

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Lessee, **tiggs** falls asleep on him and I spill stuff on him.

Methinks this isn’t _quite_ the action **thinks** is looking for from female Dopers. 😛

See, ~ **e** , I knew it wouldn’t take you long to get to the big 3K! 😉

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/44 "2001-09-24T13:30:25Z")

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Could be worse, **BunnyGirl**. After all, I _DID_ sit on his lap at ChiDope. But he dumped me to the floor before I could give him a lapdance. I’m almost offended that I didn’t even get mentioned in a roundabout way. Oh, **ts** , ole buddy ole pal, I’m not gonna post this is the nude (which would offend some and tittilate others). Instead I’ll just sit back, resign myself to watching everyone wan you.

[sub]Even though I’m cuter. And have groovy Paul Newman-blue eyes[/sub]

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/45 "2001-09-24T13:42:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*Could be worse, **BunnyGirl**. After all, I _DID_ sit on his lap at ChiDope. But he dumped me to the floor before I could give him a lapdance. \*\*

I’ll betcha I wouldn’t get dumped! 😛

Neener-neener-neener.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/46 "2001-09-24T13:51:57Z")

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True. But it’s okay. I could have sworn that, when I was sitting on his lap, I felt **thinkfrost** ( **little thinksnow?** ) starting to stand at attention…

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/47 "2001-09-24T14:08:03Z")

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What do you think knocked you off my lap, big boy? 😉

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/48 "2001-09-24T14:12:20Z")

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Thank God it only knocked me off. I thought maybe you were looking for an “access port.”

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/49 "2001-09-24T14:52:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*True. But it’s okay. I could have sworn that, when I was sitting on his lap, I felt **thinkfrost** ( **little thinksnow?** ) starting to stand at attention… \*\*

That’s probably because **Miss C** was on his lap before you. 😃

Ewww, god, stop it you two. You’re making me cringe over here.

Thoughts of **thinks** and **Super** as a “couple” = BSOD in my brain.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/50 "2001-09-24T17:49:07Z")

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The only way that **ts** and I would be a couple is if a lovely female Doper is between us, and even then any contact between he and I is incidental.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/51 "2001-09-24T19:41:15Z")

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…and to commemorate this important moment in Doper History and Lore, I hereby bestow upon the Great and Powerful **thinksnow** the FIRST Honorary \*\* Velveteen Rub Room\*\* Key.

Use it wisely, my friend. Judging from this thread, you’re going to have to install a magnetic lock as well. 😉

Mazel Tov, can’t wait to meet you IRL. You’re obviously both a man among men and a mensch-- ;j – amongst man.

Cartooniverse

p.s. **Ginger**? you just broke my heart 😃

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/52 "2001-09-24T20:03:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> \*\*The only way that **ts** and I would be a couple is if a lovely female Doper is between us, and even then any contact between he and I is incidental. \*\*

I suddenly had this neat new idea. How about all three of us stay at Nym’s. She said she’s got an airmattress built for two. We can make ourselves fit.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/53 "2001-09-24T20:08:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Superdude \*  
> > \*\*The only way that **ts** and I would be a couple is if a lovely female Doper is between us, and even then any contact between he and I is incidental. \*\*
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> I suddenly had this neat new idea. How about all three of us stay at Nym’s. She said she’s got an airmattress built for two. We can make ourselves fit. \*\*

I’m game.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/54 "2001-09-24T20:27:50Z")

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I’m taking pictures. If I ain’t gettin’ any, I’m at LEAST taking goddamn pictures. Host privilege.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/55 "2001-09-24T20:52:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*If I ain’t gettin’ any… \*\*

Well, **Nymysys** , if there’s anything for you…

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/56 "2001-09-25T13:28:03Z")

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Hmmm…“air-mattress” you say… **Cranky** and **Nymy** you say…pictures, too, eh…hmmm…

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/57 "2001-09-25T13:30:34Z")

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Hmmmm? What, like you had to _think_ about this?  
Riiiiiiiggggghhhhtt. Call me a skeptic, but… 😃

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/58 "2001-09-25T13:33:31Z")

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**BunnyGirl** , he has to think about it because you’re not currently on the roster to join in.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/59 "2001-09-25T13:36:34Z")

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Awww, that’s such a sweet thing to say, **Super**.  
And, of course, it made me smile. 😃

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thinksnow/80716/60 "2001-09-25T14:08:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Cartooniverse \*\*  
> …I hereby bestow upon the Great and Powerful thinksnow the FIRST Honorary \*\* Velveteen Rub Room** Key.  
> …  
> Mazel Tov, can’t wait to meet you IRL. You’re obviously both a man among men and a mensch-- ;j – amongst man.

Thank you, good Sir, I am honored. I, too, shall take great pleasure in making your acquaintance.

There are so many people I’d like to thank: the Academy, my parents, all of the lovely and talented ladies of the Straight Dope Board (and most of the men,) the fine folks at my former job for giving me so much free time I was able to find this wonderful place, the… \<urk!\>

\<hands waving wildly, **ts** is dragged from the stage\>

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