# Third breast? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 30, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013 "2007-05-30T01:42:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/21 "2007-05-31T11:36:56Z")
When I say ascending size, I probably meant _descending_ - normal sized (although smallish) ones at the top, the next set down about half that size and the third set just little bumps with nipples on. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/22 "2007-05-31T12:27:34Z")
> [@](#): > > When I say ascending size, I probably meant descending - normal sized (although smallish) ones at the top, the next set down about half that size and the third set just little bumps with nipples on. Like those “Memory Diamonds” chains they’re pushing on TV commercials now, only with Boobs. Memory Boobs Mammary Boobs? Mammary Diamonds? ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/23 "2007-05-31T12:46:55Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] When I say ascending size, I probably meant _descending_ - normal sized (although smallish) ones at the top, the next set down about half that size and the third set just little bumps with nipples on. [/QUOTE] A bit like [this](http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:She-wolf_suckles_Romulus_and_Remus.jpg) ? Two can play at that game! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/24 "2007-05-31T13:06:48Z")
Yeah, quite a lot like that, although I’d prefer them on something more closely resembling a human female. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/25 "2007-05-31T13:13:26Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] I have a third nipple, but it’s just a little one and I don’t have breast anyway, because I’m a bloke. [/QUOTE] Anyone ever call you **[Scaramangetout](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Scaramanga)**? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![ChrisBooth12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@ChrisBooth12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisBooth12)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/26 "2007-05-31T16:02:58Z")
i have accidently seen a porno with a women with 3 breasts…ugh i hate mislabled porn… ---
**Author:** ![Belrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed655f/32.png) [@Belrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belrix)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2007, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013/27 "2007-05-31T16:08:38Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] Then there are some websites out there that you’d simply _love_. Google “Multiple Breasts” [/QUOTE] Hmmm. Most of the women I’ve dated have multiple breasts. Apparently, I have a thing for freaks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-breast/406013.md?page=1)