# Third Cousin of the Sequential Thread Title

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-cousin-of-the-sequential-thread-title/239654>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-cousin-of-the-sequential-thread-title/239654 "2004-04-12T19:53:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-cousin-of-the-sequential-thread-title/239654/1 "2004-04-12T19:53:10Z")

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Right here in MPSIMS:

**What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard?**  
**Mom doesn’t know who Elton John is**

🙂

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**Author:** ![Green\_Eyed\_Stranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Green\_Eyed\_Stranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Eyed_Stranger)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-cousin-of-the-sequential-thread-title/239654/2 "2004-04-13T03:16:00Z")

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The one I saw:

\*\*What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard?  
painful sexual mishap.

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**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-cousin-of-the-sequential-thread-title/239654/3 "2004-04-13T03:20:37Z")

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From IMHO:  
**I don’t have health insurance  
Shall I be concerned? – Cafe worker has festering facial wounds.**

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**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-cousin-of-the-sequential-thread-title/239654/4 "2004-04-13T09:53:14Z")

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The Pit:

“There’s a pedophile in my house”  
“Pitting my horny self.”