# Third Date Movie

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 7, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010 "2001-10-07T23:52:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/1 "2001-10-07T23:52:43Z")

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I just watched, “Truly, Madly Deeply.” One of the graet romantic movies. And it got me thinking. When you start getting “serious” with someone, what movie do you want to watch with them to see if he/she “gets it”?

Mine are:  
Love Potion Number 9

Nice Girls Don’t Explode

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### Author: ![scampering\_gremlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@scampering\_gremlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scampering_gremlin)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/2 "2001-10-08T00:26:32Z")

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Casablanca

Harold and Maude

The Apartment

The Silence of the Lambs (just kidding)

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### Author: ![ski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@ski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ski)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/3 "2001-10-08T00:41:10Z")

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Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human - if she laughs during it, you know you’ve got a keeper!

Starship Troopers - an ex-girlfriend of mine loved this movie. I thought that made her pretty cool.

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### Author: ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/4 "2001-10-08T00:50:01Z")

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Third date?

What’s a third date?

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### Author: ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/5 "2001-10-08T00:52:06Z")

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IMHO’s Greatest Hits: The Video

😃

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### Author: ![anu-la1979](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/47e85d/32.png) [@anu-la1979](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anu-la1979)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/6 "2001-10-08T02:47:26Z")

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Office Space…if they don’t get it then it’s goodbye.

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### Author: ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/7 "2001-10-08T03:32:37Z")

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Could go in IMHO or Cafe Society. I think IMHO.

bibliophage  
moderator GQ

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### Author: ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/8 "2001-10-08T03:49:47Z")

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FIGHT CLUB.

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### Author: ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/9 "2001-10-08T05:41:08Z")

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Election (starring Matthew Broderick and Reece Witherspoon)

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### Author: ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/10 "2001-10-14T10:35:48Z")

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On our third date, Mr. Rilch suggested **Reservoir Dogs** , which was **the** film at the time. He told me much later that that had been a test: if I’d been game for it, we would get along. I was, and we did.

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### Author: ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/11 "2001-10-14T11:59:30Z")

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Any of the following A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Taxi Driver, Seven.

I should point out I’m a guy.

WARNING: This post was intended to be humorous. I cannot be held responsible for damage to relationships caused by viewing any of these films in a dating situation.

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### Author: ![Shawn\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@Shawn\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/12 "2001-10-14T18:03:23Z")

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Any Kevin Smith movie. Or, better yet, the Clerks cartoon DVDs. If she doesn’t get it, kick her out. She’ll only bare you devil children.

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### Author: ![Shawn\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@Shawn\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/13 "2001-10-14T18:06:01Z")

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Any Kevin Smith movie. Or, better yet, the Clerks Animated Series DVDs. If she doesn’t get it, kick her out. She will only bare you devil children.

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### Author: ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/14 "2001-10-15T07:18:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by whistlepig \*  
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> Nice Girls Don’t Explode \*\*

There’s a movie called Nice girls don’t explode???

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### Author: ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2001, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/15 "2001-10-15T07:32:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*There’s a movie called Nice girls don’t explode??? \*\*

[Yes.](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0093617)

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### Author: ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/16 "2001-10-15T07:35:28Z")

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The lead, [Michelle Meyrink](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Meyrink,+Michelle), was once romantically linked with Crispin Glover :eek:. You may also remember her from some other '80s cheese.

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### Author: ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/17 "2001-10-15T16:49:28Z")

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**Behind the Green Door** perhaps?

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### Author: ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/18 "2001-10-15T22:56:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shawn K. \*  
> \*\*She will only bare you devil children. \*\*

I’m not sure I want to see bare devil children. All that red skin would cause my eyes to melt, or something.

😃

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### Author: ![Corrvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@Corrvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corrvin)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/19 "2001-10-16T00:57:56Z")

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\<\< Any Kevin Smith movie. Or, better yet, the Clerks cartoon DVDs. If she doesn’t get it, kick her out. She’ll only bare you devil children.\>\>

I went out to see _Jay and Silent Bob_ with a friend. It turned into a date, and now we’re seeing each other. We play computer games and make Sims noises at each other, and we have the same puerile 12 year old’s sense of humor.

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a heartwarming tale, or a cautionary one.

Corr, who doesn’t have any devil children, but figures they gotta be better than inheriting ADHD

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### Author: ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [October 16, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-date-movie/86010/20 "2001-10-16T06:05:41Z")

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Seriously, I think “Next Stop Wonderland” would be a great third date movie.

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