# Third person fun **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2000, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998 "2000-06-20T16:50:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/21 "2000-06-20T21:08:33Z")
Falcon laughs hysterically at Michi. Falcon thinks having a mind in the gutter is a requirement around here. And on that note, Falcon smooches Vestal Blue. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/22 "2000-06-20T21:20:59Z")
It is sincerly hoped that the Casdave experience, which is available to all viewers of this thread, will be enjoyable. Understandably, it is not possible for this experience of Casdave to be guarunteed but that if there are any improvements that can be made please provide suggestions. Casdave reserves the right to be as ignorant or witty as the situation, as assessed by the Casdave, deems to be appropriate. If the Casdave fails to live up to expectations - then do not be terribly surprised. This product has been brought to you courtesy of Casdave unincorperated (accept few imitations) ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/23 "2000-06-20T21:26:17Z")
Pluto thinks if Michi is so worried about her mind being in the gutter she can go back to the shower thread and finish washing it off! Did Pluto say that out loud? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/24 "2000-06-20T21:32:57Z")
Mr. Cynical thought that this was going to be a thread about group sex, and couldn’t resist coming in to check it out. He was wrong, though, and left feeling vaguely dissatisfied and dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/25 "2000-06-20T21:46:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Mully shakes off the chair shot and realize that Demo just wants some attention. So, Mully thanks him for the little tap before opening up a devastating barrage of finger flicks on the top of Demo’s head. Mully smiles with glee at the idea of continuing to talk like this only to realize this might accidentally carry over the meeting he has later. Mully has issues. > \*\* Demo tries to ignore the ferocious finger flicking by envisioning Mully in his meeting saying, “Mr. Chairman, if you will allow Mullinator to show you what he means, using these schematics, Mullinator will prove the efficacy of Mullinator’s proposal…etc…” Demo LHAO. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/26 "2000-06-21T06:44:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > R-Dog does not like chick peas, but he does enjoy a good hummus. > > \*\* > > No one here wants to know what Michi thought that last word was. > > Michi needs to get her mind out of the gutter. > \*\* The only reason why DRY doesn’t want to know what Michi thought that last word was, is because DRY ALREADY KNOWS!! 😃 DRY would also like to state for the record that the gutter is a fine place for Michi’s mind–or anybody’s mind, to be. 😉 DRY has no desire to see Michi wash Michi’s mind off. Other parts of the body are far more fascinating. When Michi is done showering, DRY would like to DRY Michi off personally! 😛 (Sorry, couldn’t resist–hell, people have been making dry remarks about DRY’s username since DRY first registered) ---
**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/27 "2000-06-21T06:50:25Z")
Michi thinks the men around here just need to come up with their own fantasies about what Michi and her perky breasts do in the shower! (It’s prolly a lot more exciting that way, anyway.) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/28 "2000-06-21T06:53:43Z")
_We_ think that speaking in the third-person is rather hoity-toity. _We_ are no longer amused. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/29 "2000-06-21T07:14:07Z")
Just when ricepad decided to post in the third person, plural, he refreshed and was disappointed to see that Slythe had beaten him to it. ricepad also wonders how far he’s sunk, when in times passed, he’d have been all over the ‘perky breasts’ comment like…well, white on rice. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998/30 "2000-06-21T07:53:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Michi thinks the men around here just need to come up with their own fantasies about what Michi and her perky breasts do in the shower! (It’s prolly a lot more exciting that way, anyway.) > \*\* DRY thinks that since Michi first hijacked Aha’s thread, (not that DRY hasn’t ever hijacked a thread of Aha’s before: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25005](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25005)) that Michi should finish what she started. DRY thinks that if Michi can’t stand the heat, Michi should come out of the kitchen. DRY reconsiders the above analogy as singularly inappropriate, since the action was taking place in the shower and not the kitchen. DRY thinks that no fantasy’s more exciting than the real life Michi. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/third-person-fun/22998.md?page=1)