# This article had me feeling sorry for the man with the world's largest penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685 "2008-05-26T21:12:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/1 "2008-05-26T21:12:15Z")
[So sad - He looks so unhappy!](http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/This-Man-Has-the-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-13-5-in-34-29-cm-erect-2.jpg) > [@](#): > > But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there’s no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/2 "2008-05-26T21:46:41Z")
I don’t care how big his penis is–he looks like someone who lives with his mother, in the basement. Blech. Nice pants, mister. (not). ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/3 "2008-05-26T22:04:03Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I don’t care how big his penis is–he looks like someone who lives with his mother, in the basement. Blech. Nice pants, mister. (not). [/QUOTE] He is. Jonah Falcon is known for being a whiny momma’s boy, and possibly for overstating the size of his penis. And he’s a bit of a Drama Llama. h ttp://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=000003901 (POE May not be safe for work. Jonah falcon may not be safe for work) ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/4 "2008-05-26T22:09:37Z")
So where’s his pic on Hot Chicks with Douchebags? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/5 "2008-05-26T22:13:32Z")
Quoted from the article linked in the OP > [@](#): > > But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there’s no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years. > > “When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show”, Jonah told “The Sun” two years ago. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/6 "2008-05-26T22:15:53Z")
Big money to be made on the Web with that thing, Jonah. Try it. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/7 "2008-05-26T22:19:42Z")
Ah, poor baby. Get to the gym and work out. The double chin’s got more to do with your lack of dates. Have you never been to a sex shop and seen some of the dildos they make? 13.5"? Pft. ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/8 "2008-05-26T22:30:31Z")
That’s not a double chin. We told you he’s got a big one! ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/9 "2008-05-26T22:49:00Z")
As much as I love cock it needs to be attached to something that doesn’t make me want to turn the lights off, hence why you’ll not see me at the local glory hole. I don’t care whether this guy has the biggest penis in the world or not, I don’t look at him and think “Oh if only this guy had a smaller penis I might be able to connect with him”. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/10 "2008-05-27T02:03:49Z")
Hmm I knew a Jonah Falcon in the Heroes of Might and Magic community-can’t be the same guy can it? If so explains a lot (yeah he was somewhat of a jerk). ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/11 "2008-05-27T02:16:06Z")
Good god, a vagful’s enough. > [@](#): > > When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. He ditched the tight trousers but forgot to take off the ‘I’ve got a giant cock’ t-shirt. That’s why people are so judgmental. That and his mug. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/12 "2008-05-27T02:26:34Z")
[QUOTE=John DiFool] Hmm I knew a Jonah Falcon in the Heroes of Might and Magic community-can’t be the same guy can it? If so explains a lot (yeah he was somewhat of a jerk). [/QUOTE] Did he have a +1 sword of cervix-bashing? ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/13 "2008-05-27T02:27:21Z")
Well, the link goes to a site named SOFTpedia, so I doubt it’s the size that’s causing his dating woes! ---
**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/14 "2008-05-27T03:32:44Z")
I wonder who has the worlds deepest vagina… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/15 "2008-05-27T03:47:06Z")
I just read the article and I gotta tell ya, they should have done some fact checking. At those dimensions, Falcon has the world’s second largest penis. 😉 SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Tortuga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@Tortuga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tortuga)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/16 "2008-05-27T04:36:13Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I just read the article and I gotta tell ya, they should have done some fact checking. At those dimensions, Falcon has the world’s second largest penis. 😉 SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Cite?! 🆒 (jes’ kiddin’. I figured I could either go for that or the ol’ standby: “How you doin?!” I’m shocked it took so many posts before someone stepped up to that plate. :)) ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/17 "2008-05-27T06:06:19Z")
[QUOTE=Tortuga] Cite?! 🆒 (I’m shocked it took so many posts before someone stepped up to that plate. :)) [/QUOTE] They couldn’t get closer than 13.5 inches to it… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/18 "2008-05-27T06:15:44Z")
[QUOTE=Blalron] I wonder who has the worlds deepest vagina… :dubious: [/QUOTE] That would be The Amazing Ty. If you don’t know, then I envy you. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/19 "2008-05-27T07:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] That would be The Amazing Ty. If you don’t know, then I envy you. [/QUOTE] Oh God. Extra-strength brain bleach please. Shit, give me the fuckin’ **Men in Black** neuralyzer. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685/20 "2008-05-27T08:36:56Z")
[QUOTE=Tortuga] Cite?! 🆒 (jes’ kiddin’. I figured I could either go for that or the ol’ standby: “How you doin?!” I’m shocked it took so many posts before someone stepped up to that plate. :)) [/QUOTE] It’s not the stepping up to the plate, it’s the not having to carry a bat. :eek: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-article-had-me-feeling-sorry-for-the-man-with-the-worlds-largest-penis/450685.md?page=2)