# This board is a bunch of hypocritical douchebags **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 29, 2012, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450 "2012-11-29T07:49:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/241 "2012-12-09T20:12:38Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Nope I have not abandoned it, just been a little busy with the push for end of year deadlines. > > but I have not forgotten I am better than you. > > Lets all suck the arbitrary teat of what is appropriate. A black man man at the controls of the plane is just not appropriate, cause his skin is wrong. A woman doing brain surgery is just not an appropriate profession for he, because she doesn’t have penis under the scrubs, . In Saudi Arabia today a woman driving a car is just not appropriate. you know cause it’s just what every body knows, they just can’t do the job as well; like a guy with a stained shirt, ya know, like dont ya all know how it is;wink wink. > > So suck my big fat one cause I am in a position to not have to give a shit about your arbitrary choices about how much to spend to look “appropriate”. bwahaha I get to build and run a team based on ability to do the job. I am a smug motherfucker, cause I got where I wanted to be , I get to get the job done and make the world a better place, but you can just keep on being superficial and judging people, cause that’s what you are good at, and ill keep doing what I am good at. If you read this in Comic Book Guy’s voice, it all makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/242 "2012-12-09T20:48:14Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > If you read this in Comic Book Guy’s voice, it all makes sense. I think Comic Book Guy is probably a much spiffier dresser. His t-shirt and shorts aren’t stained, at least most of the time. > [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](#): > > You’ve been asked this before, but you haven’t really answered. If this is how you feel and isn’t a (much-more-likely) demonstration of your insecurity, why would you start the first thread at all? If it didn’t matter to you, you don’t need our affirmation. If it _does_, then what you just said (and your starting this thread) is BS. He wants to have it both ways. He wants to be a noble non-conformist, rejecting the social conventions of society. But he doesn’t want to pay any social penalty for that. He wants to be a beatnik but still have the squares respect him. If you want to be a slob, fine. But if you don’t care, then _don’t care._ **Wolfman** obviously cares very very much. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/243 "2012-12-10T01:46:41Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > If you want to be a slob, fine. But if you don’t care, then _don’t care._ **Wolfman** obviously cares very very much. And he cares that we care, which is just pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![al27052](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/41988e/32.png) [@al27052](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/al27052)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/244 "2012-12-10T05:59:56Z")
Caaaaaaaan you feel, the looooove toniiight… It is iiiin this threeead… ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/245 "2012-12-10T18:50:15Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Nope I have not abandoned it, just been a little busy with the push for end of year deadlines. > > but I have not forgotten I am better than you. > > Lets all suck the arbitrary teat of what is appropriate. A black man man at the controls of the plane is just not appropriate, cause his skin is wrong. A woman doing brain surgery is just not an appropriate profession for he, because she doesn’t have penis under the scrubs, . In Saudi Arabia today a woman driving a car is just not appropriate. you know cause it’s just what every body knows, they just can’t do the job as well; like a guy with a stained shirt, ya know, like dont ya all know how it is;wink wink. > > So suck my big fat one cause I am in a position to not have to give a shit about your arbitrary choices about how much to spend to look “appropriate”. bwahaha I get to build and run a team based on ability to do the job. I am a smug motherfucker, cause I got where I wanted to be , I get to get the job done and make the world a better place, but you can just keep on being superficial and judging people, cause that’s what you are good at, and ill keep doing what I am good at. Did you fall down and bump your head? Are you OK? ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/246 "2012-12-11T18:47:45Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Lets all suck the arbitrary teat of what is appropriate. A black man man at the controls of the plane is just not appropriate, cause his skin is wrong. .. Is his tie stained? ---
**Author:** ![Rollo\_Tomasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@Rollo\_Tomasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollo_Tomasi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/247 "2012-12-11T19:03:53Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > Lets all suck the arbitrary teat of what is appropriate. A black man man at the controls of the plane is just not appropriate, cause his skin is wrong. What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you fucking racist. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/248 "2012-12-11T20:20:18Z")
It is often interesting to see how certain people think. A non-racist person would never consider equating choosing to wear stained clothes with denying a person a job because of their skin color. A non-sexist person would not try to make inappropriate work attire be equated with forbidding a woman from driving. You can tell a great deal about what a person fears or believes by how they choose to insult others. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/249 "2012-12-11T20:26:45Z")
> [@Rollo\_Tomasi](#): > > What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? [Roger Murdock](http://www.jest.com/embed/174731/kareem-abdul-jabbar-and-peter-graves-in-airplane) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/250 "2012-12-12T01:54:11Z")
In answer to the IMHO thread [What are the waiters secretly calling you on the receipt?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=675131) the **wolfman** replied: > [@What are the waiters secretly calling you on the receipt?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-are-the-waiters-secretly-calling-you-on-the-receipt/643641/26): > > Fat Jesus.(known for a fact at a couple places) Here’s a hint: It’s actually “Inky” (or maybe Fat Inky Jesus).😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/251 "2012-12-12T01:58:46Z")
#2 is probably “Sloppy Neckbeard” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/252 "2012-12-12T02:08:00Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > \ > > You can tell a great deal about what a person fears or believes by how they choose to insult others. Hmm - I call people dickheads all the time while driving. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450/253 "2012-12-12T02:48:49Z")
Today someone remarked that I need to shave and I look scraggly. My (healthy, non-insane person response): “Yeah I could use a shave, but I’m too lazy and don’t care enough yet, oh well” OP’s response: “YOU THINK A BLACK PERSON CAN’T DO AN EQUAL JOB TO A WHITE PERSON! I AM SO OPPRESSED I AM BETTER THAN YOU BLARRRRGHAIYDAMNDMDNAMND~!!!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-is-a-bunch-of-hypocritical-douchebags/642450.md?page=12)