# This Board Turd **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 26, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974 "2005-10-26T12:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![smartguysmile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@smartguysmile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartguysmile)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/1 "2005-10-26T12:15:53Z")
So slow and so many rude ppl most interest in spelling. Bye turd. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/2 "2005-10-26T12:16:29Z")
Later, turd. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/3 "2005-10-26T12:21:57Z")
It is to weep. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/4 "2005-10-26T12:22:29Z")
We very interest in spelling. Maybe more interest in sense. You no interest in either. Not made for each other. Better we see other people. Always respect you. Hope still keep friends. Bye. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/5 "2005-10-26T12:22:40Z")
Turdboard: the new outhouse sport for the whole family! Buh bye Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/6 "2005-10-26T12:22:43Z")
Um…okay. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/7 "2005-10-26T12:22:50Z")
I burning your turd. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/8 "2005-10-26T12:26:28Z")
In bottem Mariana’s trench. With 1960 stile deth ray. For 20 minuts same as in town. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/9 "2005-10-26T12:29:43Z")
All your turd are belong to me. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/10 "2005-10-26T12:32:13Z")
I’m gonna miss this guy. Turd out, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/11 "2005-10-26T12:32:40Z")
When come back, bring turd? Wait. Bad idea. They attract flies. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/12 "2005-10-26T13:08:14Z")
Somebody throws up a clay pigeon, everybody starts shooting. There’s more than one way to feed … well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/13 "2005-10-26T13:10:36Z")
You’re a turd sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/14 "2005-10-26T13:13:38Z")
This board turd. All posters turds shuld chang name turd Harborturd, King of Turd, Hung Turd, Croturdus, Swampturd, Mr. Blue Turd. Now all are turd. Board of turd. Turdy turdy turd turd. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/15 "2005-10-26T13:16:24Z")
Turd? Nah, I’m sure we’re at least second. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/16 "2005-10-26T13:16:34Z")
To everything (turd, turd, turd) There is a season (turd, turd, turd) An a time to every purpose, under heaven… ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/17 "2005-10-26T13:21:51Z")
This thread funny. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/18 "2005-10-26T13:22:22Z")
Turd SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/19 "2005-10-26T13:33:01Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > This thread funny. I asuume that was a typo. It should be: “This turd funny.” ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/20 "2005-10-26T13:34:14Z")
> [@Mycroft Holmes](#): > > **asuume** Gaudere’s Turd strikes again. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974.md?page=2)