# This Board Turd

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 26, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974 "2005-10-26T12:15:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/21 "2005-10-26T13:36:14Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> This board turd. All posters turds shuld chang name turd
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> Harborturd, King of Turd, Hung Turd, Croturdus, Swampturd, Mr. Blue Turd. Now all are turd. Board of turd. Turdy turdy turd turd.

And now I’m going to be giggling all day.  
Why?

“Turdiel”. Just what is HE the angel of?

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/22 "2005-10-26T13:43:01Z")

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Scumturd? Turdpup?

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-board-turd/327974/23 "2005-10-26T13:45:16Z")

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You all poke fun, but I think the OP is on to something. If we all leave out nonessential words from our sentences (like verbs), we can save the overworked hamsters a little stress.

Either that or he idiot man.

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