# This bunny is gross! :P
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [March 28, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892 "2003-03-28T21:25:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/1 "2003-03-28T21:25:59Z")
I bought myself an early Easter treat - namely, a white chocolate bunny.
However, I didn’t read the package closely enough, and it’s not white chocolate. It’s actually a _Milk Flavored_ bunny.
Who the hell likes milk flavored bunny?!?!?
It’s nasty and gross. I can’t even eat it, and I can’t give it away.
_ **CURSE YOU MILK FLAVORED BUNNY! CURSE YOU STRAIGHT TO HECK!!!** _
Bleh.
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/2 "2003-03-28T21:36:19Z")
Geez, that sounds … weird.
Bunnies MUST be chocolate if they plan to be eaten. White, milk, or dark chocolate doesn’t matter, but it at least has to be chocolate!
Incidentally, I saw enormous plastic yard-decoration bunnies made to look just like chocolate bunnies, and I want to get them and put 'em all over the yard.
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/3 "2003-03-28T21:37:44Z")
If you’re in the market for one, “CURSE YOU MILK FLAVORED BUNNY!” would be a great sig line . . .
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/4 "2003-03-28T21:38:25Z")
There’s just something fundamentally wrong about Alice\_in\_Wonderland wanting to eat the white rabbit…
so this is probably karma.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/5 "2003-03-28T21:39:40Z")
It’s really, really nasty.
It actually tastes like powdered milk. It smells like it too.
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### Author:  [@heresiarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heresiarch)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/6 "2003-03-28T22:25:27Z")
I hate it when my taste buds are prepped for one thing and they get something totally different. My Mom once gave my Dad an ice cream cone with mashed potato inside, hiding under the scoop of ice cream on top. If she’d given it to me, I woulda hurled.
Not to mention that a milk-flavored bunny sounds gross. I’ll keep a wary eye out for those. Thanks for the warning.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/7 "2003-03-28T22:35:27Z")
Well, I actually managed to give it away. However, the recipient isn’t particularly descriminating.
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/8 "2003-03-28T22:44:15Z")
Gave it to the dog, huh, **alice**?
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [March 28, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/9 "2003-03-28T23:09:54Z")
Actually I gave it to this guy named Paul.
He didn’t actually say it was good, but it wasn’t enough to induce vomiting for him so he decided to eat it.
Go figure.
Personally I thought it tasted like ass. Bunny ass, to be exact.
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### Author:  [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/10 "2003-03-29T01:56:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*
> \*\*Personally I thought it tasted like ass. Bunny ass, to be exact. \*\*
Must… not… ask…
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/11 "2003-03-29T02:13:49Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*
> \*\*There’s just something fundamentally wrong about Alice\_in\_Wonderland wanting to eat the white rabbit…
>
> so this is probably karma. \*\*
Definitely karma. The white represents the ghosts of chocolate bunnies eaten in the past.
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### Author:  [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/12 "2003-03-29T02:27:11Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Joey G \*
> \*\*Must… not… ask… \*\*
Well, she _does_ have pet rabbits…
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### Author:  [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/13 "2003-03-29T03:28:06Z")
Something similar happened to me last year. Hubby thought he was being nice, but really it tasted like sweetened curdled powdered milk. Which I have tasted, unlike bunny ass.
Lindor makes white chocolate truffles that are good. I still have not found a white chocolate bunny.
BTW this thread should have a warning. I got contractions from laughing so hard and I have 5 more weeks before I am due.
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### Author:  [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/14 "2003-03-29T04:18:43Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lee \*
> \*\*
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> BTW this thread should have a warning. I got contractions from laughing so hard and I have 5 more weeks before I am due. \*\*
This thread does have a warning. See where it shows what poster started the thread? Where, for this thread, it says “ **alice\_in\_wonderland** ”? That was the warning.
Next time cross your legs before opening an **a\_i\_w** thread.
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### Author:  [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/15 "2003-03-29T04:53:37Z")
Ya know **Joey** , I _DO_ have bunnies…
A girl gets lonely sometimes you know… 😃
BTW - Sorry about that **lee**
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### Author:  [@Merla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merla)
#### Post date: [March 29, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-bunny-is-gross-p/164892/16 "2003-03-29T05:04:17Z")
Actually though, white chocolate is not scientifically chocolate. It does not come form cocoa beans.
Just a random fact!
Merla