# This doper looks JUST LIKE...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 17, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846 "2000-07-17T14:54:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/21 "2000-07-17T18:03:29Z")

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Well, shit, Shayna. Now you make the rest of us look like dorks. I’ll have to repost, unless the edit feature works for us lowly newbies.

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**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/22 "2000-07-17T18:17:34Z")

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Mr Body by Jake, Jake Steinfeld?  
Hmmph. There’s a first.

Guess I should get back to work on the ol’ “buttisimo”.

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/23 "2000-07-17T18:42:11Z")

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Okay stay with me here…  
Ever seen Renegade, you know, that TV show starring Lorezo Lamas. jjjfishe looks like the Blonde girl on that show, gosh, what is her name??? What a Hottie!!  
_sizzle, sizzle_

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/24 "2000-07-17T18:43:02Z")

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Yes, but who do I look like? You know this is all about me, don’t you? 😉 heheheh j/k

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/25 "2000-07-17T18:47:07Z")

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I too thought that FreakFreely looked like Philip Seymour Hoffman, but I didn’t know the actors name…I just thought “the guy who had a hard-on for Marky-Mark in Boogie Nights”.

Techchick _definitely_ looks like Jodie Foster, circa **Silence of the Lambs**. And Evil Twin reminded me of Drew Barrymore in her not-making-any-movies-but-hanging-out-with-the-Coreys stage.

Others: As\_U\_Wish is a young Barbara Hershey.  
Baloo, the Unibomber.  
Coldfire kinda-but-not-really-but-still reminds me of Rupert Everett.  
Drain Bead: Natascha McElhone, the lady from **The Truman Show**

Quick aside, since I’m in alphabetical order. **Eve** , that is not at all how I’ve pictured you. You look ultra-urbane and very 80’s-super-woman in that photo, and what I’ve always envisioned is 40’s glamour. Lana Turner, Bette Davis, you get the picture.

GaWd: um…are you the Rick James lookalike?  
GirlBySea: Helen Slater-as-Billie Jean  
Jubei2k: Ooh! I know this one! Damn. The skater guy from **Clueless**. Breckin Meyer.  
Milossarian: Mel Gibson  
Mojo: Jeff Bridges  
Mr. Cynical is just yummy. But this is not the crush thread, so…nevermind.  
Pluto, you’re either Schneider from One Day at a Time or the cook from Alice.  
Pricciar: Vincent D’onofrio  
VogueVixen: I can’t help it…I just see Velma. It’s not a bad thing, though. It makes me smile! See? 🙂

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/26 "2000-07-17T18:53:06Z")

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The cook from Alice was named Mel and I don’t think Pluto looks anything like him. Maybe personality wise, but not from what I have read. 🙂 You obviously see something I don’t, not as if that is a bad thing though. Gods bless individuality. I think he looks like either Abbott or Costello but I can’t remember which is which. 🙂 It was the cuter one.  
HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/27 "2000-07-17T20:03:21Z")

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**ChrisP** , you’re thinking of [Kathleen Kinmont](http://piximg.corbis.com/cpe/256wm/11295684.jpg). I guess I can see that one. For comparison: [jjjfishe](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/jjjfishe.html)

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**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/28 "2000-07-17T20:05:51Z")

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You two quit fighting over me. The name you’re struggling to remember is Gibson. Mel Gibson.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/29 "2000-07-17T20:14:12Z")

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LOL, funny you should say that folks…I was just telling ChrisCTP on the FFF that I usually explain to people that have never seen me that I look like a cross between Jody Foster and Tatum O’Neal.

My features are rounder than Foster’s so in comes the O’Neal woman.

\< Mr. Cynical - since I have seen you in person, you look like you. A great looking guy! Ladies, he’s a doll. \>

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/30 "2000-07-17T20:20:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ChrisCTP \*  
> \*\*  
> VogueVixen: I can’t help it…I just see Velma. It’s not a bad thing, though. It makes me smile! See? 🙂  
> \*\*

Thank you! I was so bummed when my laser surgery robbed me of my defining characteristic, lol. Nice to know the spirit is still there! 😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/31 "2000-07-17T20:21:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*\< Mr. Cynical - since I have seen you in person, you look like you. A great looking guy! Ladies, he’s a doll. \> \*\*

Don’t believe a word of this nonsense! I’m a goddamn Ogre!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/32 "2000-07-17T20:26:00Z")

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Ladies, I don’t lie. Really, either that or I have terrible taste in men \< giggle \>.

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**Author:** ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/33 "2000-07-17T20:32:16Z")

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Jan Hooks? I don’t see it, but… um, OK.

(While watching a Batman movie, my younger son said I look like Catwoman.

“You mean Michelle Phiefer, dear?” I queried. “That’s so sweet.” “What a bunch of BS,” I thought. “I wonder if he’s gonna ask me for money or something.”

“No, Mom, CATWOMAN.”

I still don’t know whether that was a good thing or a bad thing.)

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**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/34 "2000-07-17T20:39:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shayna \*  
> \*\*[Realidad](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/realidad.html) = Wendy Moniz  
> \*\*

[Wendy Moniz](http://marketing.cbs.com/daytime/gl/bios/wmoniz.shtml) was the only one on Shayna’s post I didn’t know, so I had to look her up.  
Shayna, I think you left something out. What you should have said was that **Realiadad** is _prettier_ than Wendy Moniz.  
Oh, and you also forgot [Shayna](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/shayna.html) = total babe.

Yeah, I know this isn’t the crushes thread…

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/35 "2000-07-17T20:51:52Z")

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Yeah, Shayna is a hottie. Definitely goes on my “Hella Cute” list.

Shayna = Courtney Cox, with different hair

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**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/36 "2000-07-17T20:53:11Z")

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Shayna, yeah, that’s her. You really are on a quest against ignorance.  
Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/37 "2000-07-17T20:57:08Z")

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Thank you, **denbo**. I’m very flattered ::lowering eyes and blushing profusely::

Just for comparison, here’s another picture of Wendy.

[Wendy Moniz](http://www.mcduffskeep.com/gl/thumbs/dinah0.jpg)

See **Realidad** linked above.

Open them side-by-side. You be the judge. I say separated at birth…

For the record, I think they’re both gorgeous.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/38 "2000-07-17T20:58:25Z")

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And thank _you_ **Spoke**. I didn’t think I’d made your list. ☹

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/39 "2000-07-17T21:03:29Z")

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A grievous oversight; but I think you will recall that in threads past, I have commented on your babe-a-licious qualities. 😉 I just missed your pic on the people page.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-doper-looks-just-like/25846/40 "2000-07-17T22:02:37Z")

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I always thought that the one picture I’d seen of MrCynical looked like that guy who played Dave in The Full Monty–you know, the guy who thought he was fat but really wasn’t?

MrC was quite insulted when I said that. I had to explain to him that I found that guy to be the most attractive character in the entire movie, and after that I think I was forgiven. But I still think he looks like that guy.

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