# This dorm fucking sucks. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 14, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686 "2002-11-14T06:47:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/41 "2002-11-16T01:40:11Z")
No, I was referring to brilliant repartee of your roomie. If you will notice, we simulposted, so it would have been impossible for me to be replying to you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Garrison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Mr.Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/42 "2002-11-16T01:43:59Z")
Ok I see. They talk like that over the phone too. Annoying! ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/43 "2002-11-16T01:55:41Z")
Yes, my girlfriend and I are silly when we correspond, but my nicknames for her do not reflect my maturity. Normally, I’m a serious, straight-forward, and no bullshit engineering student. I’m a person of contrast. I like it that way : P ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/44 "2002-11-16T03:48:16Z")
I thought this thread was about the quality of sex one gets in the dorm. And **WSLer** Cows can go downstairs. As steaks. ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/45 "2002-11-16T03:56:58Z")
Well, now that you mention it, the beds _are_ awfully small… Actually, judging by the sounds that usually drifted through the electrical socket by my bed my freshman year, **somebody’s** dorm fucking didn’t suck. The chick next door lived alone, and her boyfriend was fond of games. They’re the reason I can never watch professional wrestling again. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/46 "2002-11-16T04:42:46Z")
I find it interesting that so many of us seem to be UK students, yet we haven’t thrown a Dopefest or something. Odd. I wonder if any of us have classes together and don’t know it. We should get together sometime. I’m talking in one-sentence paragraphs. This is annoying, isn’t it? -brianjedi ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Garrison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Mr.Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/47 "2002-11-16T08:33:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by brianjedi \* > \*\*I find it interesting that so many of us seem to be UK students, yet we haven’t thrown a Dopefest or something. Odd. > > I wonder if any of us have classes together and don’t know it. > > We should get together sometime. > > I’m talking in one-sentence paragraphs. > > This is annoying, isn’t it? > > -brianjedi \*\* We should get SG to sponsor it. After all, they have no qualms about spending $55,000 on a four hour concert. Fucking Tim Robinson. He deserves some sort of recognition for wasting so much money. ---
**Author:** ![aeropl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@aeropl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aeropl)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/48 "2003-04-09T03:55:18Z")
Having multiple false fire alarms go off in the middle of the night before your big test the next morning is not fun. This happened to me more than once. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/49 "2003-04-09T04:28:29Z")
:eek: Where did this come from? I thought this thread was buried deep in the mists of time! ---
**Author:** ![SweetLucy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@SweetLucy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SweetLucy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/50 "2003-04-09T04:37:41Z")
Dorms by definition are hellholes, in my experience. Might as well be living inside a submarine. I guess the main difference is, you can GO OUTSIDE if it gets too unbearable, unlike the sub 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686/51 "2003-04-09T05:19:08Z")
Ya know, I read the OP and thought to myself “Hey, there was a thread just like this a while back” Then I got to Rilchiams post and thought “Damn, I swear I heard this story once before.” Then I looked at the dates. DOH! There should be a rule against resurrecting old threads without any explaination. I am going to go find a 2 year old thread about how SNL sucks and just say “Yeah, SNL does suck” and see how many people I can confuse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-dorm-fucking-sucks/136686.md?page=2)