# This facebook page makes me want to hit something.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 25, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303 "2013-02-25T01:07:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/21 "2013-02-25T20:54:51Z")

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Sigh. My niece has officially liked that conservative facebook page. Where did I go wrong?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/22 "2013-02-25T21:20:07Z")

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Clearly you didn’t beat her enough whilst shouting, “Republicans r teh Ebil! Republicans r teh Ebil!”

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/23 "2013-02-25T21:31:12Z")

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I did that with my niece and it worked! She is now a Democratic state senator and feminazi!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/24 "2013-02-26T00:57:27Z")

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Bit redundant. 😉

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/25 "2013-02-26T02:12:16Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> It wasn’t Snopes that produced that stupid picture with lying, vocabulary-challenged captions; they just cited it in order to debunk it.

Point taken, I withdraw the comment and apologize to Snopes.

But I still think whoever originally wrote the caption was trying to say “ingesting”.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/26 "2013-02-26T03:46:18Z")

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> [@Mrs.Cake](#):
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> I did that with my niece and it worked! She is now a Democratic state senator and feminazi!

Praise 'bama!

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/27 "2013-02-26T08:18:08Z")

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Angry people need you angry.

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**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-facebook-page-makes-me-want-to-hit-something/651303/28 "2013-02-27T18:14:27Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> I thought it was a dumb move on Christie’s part and an attempt to pander to black voters.

Like when he lowered the flag when Clarence Clemons died? :rolleyes: That’s a two-fer. Blacks and rock and rollers. Christie sure got lucky with that one.

How about when it was lowered for Harry Shatel? So he could get the high school baseball players vote?

NJ lowers the flag quite a bit. When Bon Jovi or Springsteen dies, I’m betting the state will close for the day.

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