# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/1 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")
I don’t know why this is. And mind you, it’s not a craving I want to … control. Nosir, I like it. I LIKE this craving. What’s the craving, you demand to know? Oral sex. No, not **receiving** it. **Giving** it. To women. :eek: No, don’t avert your eyes. This is important! I’ll be strolling down the street, careful to avoid running into parked cars and snipers, and I’ll see alllll these attractive women walking by. Because, you see, Washington is chock full o’ them. And I’ll think, without thinking too deeply on it, “Say, that looks like a tasty dish!” And then I mentally slap myself. BAD Dan! Bad bad bad bad! Stop! No, don’t stop walking! Keep walking! Eyes ahead, eyes ahead. One foot in front of the other, keep going, and… good. She’s out of sight. Whew. Oops! There’s another! “Say, that looks like…” No! Slap! Stop it! I don’t _wanna_ stop it! You can’t make me, you mean ol’ conscience! Well, maybe I don’t. But I should behave. I should _behave_, but I can dream, can’t I? As long as I don’t hurt myself or others - or worse, embarrass myself! Right? I don’t have a problem. The problem has me! It’s just that it’s so… so much fun to do! Tasty. Satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/2 "2003-08-07T17:23:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Tasty. Satisfying. Nutritious and delicious. Tastes just like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/3 "2003-08-07T17:27:25Z")
Behave yourself - no sniffing of random women! You’ll make some woman very happy someday, provided you know what you’re doing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/4 "2003-08-07T17:29:30Z")
Hey Dan… How ya doin’ 😉 Sorry, but a guy who likes giving? Nice… very very nice. I’m going all quivery at teh very thought. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/5 "2003-08-07T17:33:06Z")
And plus! Summer is the worst time for this. The worst! There are so many women walking about with dresses and skirts and whatnot, happily flaunting their legs, and… ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/6 "2003-08-07T17:34:02Z")
I believe that as long as you aren’t doing drive-by lickings on people, it’s just fine. 🙂 –IDB ---
**Author:** ![isthatsowrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/35a633/32.png) [@isthatsowrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/isthatsowrong)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/7 "2003-08-07T17:38:00Z")
If someone put a gun to my head and told me to pick one sex act, and that would be the only sex act I could engage in ever again, I would pick performing cunnilingus. I just wish my wife shared my enthusiasm. She loves when I do it to her, but she doesn’t sit around thinking about it all the time like I do. I have told her I will do it whenever she wants. Turns out she wants it once a week or so. And she doesn’t like to have orgasms from head. She wants to come with me inside her. Is it cheating if I give other women head but they do nothing to reciprocate? I’m dying out here! If the women at work knew what I was thinking in those endless meetings, I would either be fired or have more admirers than I could handle. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/8 "2003-08-07T17:40:12Z")
Oops! Hi, **Angua**! Oh yeah, and then there’s _work_… ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/9 "2003-08-07T17:45:55Z")
My word…is there something that’s been released in the air on the east coast? All these men, just dying to satisfy. It’s enough to make a woman up and move all the way cross country. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/10 "2003-08-07T17:48:08Z")
I am glad that I discovered my fondness for this after I found someone who is more’n willing for me to do it every time we have sex. All I can tell you, **dan** , is that you are not alone (in the craving)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/11 "2003-08-07T17:50:16Z")
Yeah, I didn’t think so, **punha** (and when will you guys grace the DC area with your presence again?)… Of course, part of the so-called problem is that … uh… well… it’s been a while, and… :: shuffles feet nervously :: … So, how bout them Braves, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/12 "2003-08-07T18:09:16Z")
I don’t know about the whole east coast, **Maureen** , men like these seem to be pretty scarce in New Jersey … but maybe I should just move. Myself, I seem to attract the men that are simply _horrified_ at the thought of performing oral sex. I don’t know if I can even clearly remember the last time it was done … And now I’m depressed! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/13 "2003-08-07T18:11:53Z")
Is this the wrong time to mention I’m from New Jersey? ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/14 "2003-08-07T18:11:53Z")
More than you all want to know about me, I’m sure… But I _LOVE_ going down on a woman. I like it better than getting blown, and probably as much as intercourse. There was this woman I was seeing - it was more or less a casual thing - who let me eat her out on the second date. Then we thought we were going too fast and decided to slow things down a little, but when I took her home after the third date and was kissing her goodnight I whispered “I want to make you come with my mouth again.” She didn’t take much convincing, so into her bedroom we went. Anyway, as she slipped out of her panties and stretched out on her bed, I lie down beside her and started kissing her ear and caressing her thigh. All of a sudden, she snaps “Would you just get down there and get to work?” Now I’m not submissive at all, but that was one of the hottest things anyone has ever said to me. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a single sentence that turned me on so much. She craved it, _demanded_ it, and appreciated it. That’s my kind of woman! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by isthatsowrong? \* > \*\*Is it cheating if I give other women head but they do nothing to reciprocate? I’m dying out here! If the women at work knew what I was thinking in those endless meetings, I would either be fired or have more admirers than I could handle. \*\* That reminds me of [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174550). Here’s a question: What if your wife said “Okay, you can give head to other women, but then I’m allowed to go down on other guys too.” Would you agree to that? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, right? I don’t know how I would feel about an arrangement like that. It would depend on the relationship I guess. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/15 "2003-08-07T18:13:28Z")
And I am also from New Jersey. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/16 "2003-08-07T18:46:38Z")
I think it’s cool, **dantheman**. This is TMI, but I think my dad does too. When I was a teenager I found a photo of the quad of my mother’s alma mater. My dad had written on the back, “I miss seeing your sweet ass walk down this sidewalk and I miss kissing you between your legs.” I was so embarrassed when I found it, but now I’m proud that my parents have a good sex life and that my father loves my mother so much that he’d write that down… I find it romantic, somehow. Ahem. The other reason I think he likes it: His nickname for my mother is “Pussy.”:eek: ---
**Author:** ![ouisey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc29f/32.png) [@ouisey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouisey)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/17 "2003-08-07T19:26:41Z")
Jesus Christ, **cuauhtemoc** your story has me all hot and bothered at work. ---
**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/18 "2003-08-07T19:34:04Z")
I think I need to move to New jersey… Hey Dannnnnn, ever been to Teaxas? Want to visit? ;-\* ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/19 "2003-08-07T19:36:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > But I _LOVE_ going down on a woman. I like it better than getting blown, and probably as much as intercourse You and me both. Though I like sex a bit more. I love grabbing a woman around her waist and not letting her buck while doing it too. Ok that’s it I need a shower now. Oh and Dan you think it’s bad to see women in skirts? You should try and be on a swim team, it’s tourture I tell you. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/20 "2003-08-07T19:55:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ouisey \* > \*\*Jesus Christ, **cuauhtemoc** your story has me all hot and bothered at work. \*\* Hot and bothered is a good thing, right? 😃 Excellent! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=2)