# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/181 "2003-08-08T22:21:49Z")
now… nice warm group shower MAYBE… cold?shower!?! GROUP cold shower!!! can we say shrinkage?! ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/182 "2003-08-08T22:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by chestnutmare \* > \*\*oooh ?habla espanol? Mi querido, mi corazon, me encantas \*\* No to be a pain in the ass, but you’re mixing your tu and usted verb forms in the same sentence. Unless you’re speaking to more than one of us simultaneously, and you’re being formal with one and familiar with another. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/183 "2003-08-08T22:25:07Z")
and I ain’t all that sure I wanna get in a shower with **dantheman** anyway… hafta be a LOT of ladies in attendance ---
**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/184 "2003-08-08T22:26:17Z")
That is when an edit button would be nice. I caught that, but it was too late. Oh well, blame it on dantheman, he has me thinking about things other than Spanish grammar 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/185 "2003-08-08T22:43:22Z")
I just gotta say that you people _suck_. Or something like that. 😉 My point is, I’ve read the thread and now I’m horny as hell, but do I have anyone to _do_ anything with? Noooo. No one. I’m alone & horny & it’s all your fault. Especially you, **dantheman**. I’m gonna go take either a hot or a cold shower… I haven’t yet decided which. 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/186 "2003-08-08T22:44:31Z")
A post so nice, I had to grin twice. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/187 "2003-08-08T22:45:24Z")
You know what, **chestnutmare**? You can make it up outta whole cloth and it won’t bother me… my Verbena High Scholl Spanish is bad enough I’d never know… I _habla espanol, muy poco_ if you know what I’m sayin’… ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/188 "2003-08-08T22:46:09Z")
_Sigh_ Still no Dopergals around the Michiana border willing to take me up on my offer… Woe is me… Oh yeah 😛 ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/189 "2003-08-08T22:47:14Z")
and I can’t spell either… sheesh ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/190 "2003-08-08T23:01:27Z")
Sorry about that, **Cosmo**. My sincere apologies. 🙂 I’m taking a lot of blame in this thread, and most of it is well deserved… ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/191 "2003-08-08T23:01:27Z")
Dammit, **dantheman** - why are you so geographically north of me? Because I need you down here in FL. Now! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/192 "2003-08-08T23:06:21Z")
Tut, tut, **bittersweet**. A quick send of a photo from me to you would make you change your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/193 "2003-08-08T23:07:53Z")
**dantheman** , considering **bittersweet’s** HoN picture, if I were you, I’d be making plans to head down to Florida… For the record, I’d clicked on her Meet Me link when I saw her picture, but she declined. I leave it to her to wonder which of the many men who want to meet her was the on once called entirely too tongue-ish 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/194 "2003-08-08T23:09:39Z")
Oh, I’ve seen **bittersweet’s** photos, and I definitely believe she’s a very beautiful lady. No argument here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/195 "2003-08-08T23:16:34Z")
**Sejal** , don’t take it personally. To be honest (and NOT to toot my own horn), I get so many of those I just delete them. If you want to get to know me, perhaps you should just outright e-mail me instead. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/196 "2003-08-08T23:31:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bittersweet \* > \*\*To be honest (and NOT to toot my own horn), I get so many of those I just delete them. If you want to get to know me, perhaps you should just outright > e-mail me instead. 🙂 \*\* Really? 'Cause, you know, I clicked on your “Meet Me” link on HoN, but of course I never expected anything to come of it. You’re somewhere near Tampa, yes? I really _am_ trying to get to know some people in this area. I wonder if outright e-mailing you would work… hmm… 😉 Oh, and **Angua** , although you’re already taken, you’ll always have a special place in my heart. A man can dream, can’t he? ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/197 "2003-08-08T23:38:24Z")
yes, I think **Angua** should’ve come clean quicker… a cute astrophysicist with an accent (that I’ve discovered also likes Queen) that will mix it up in a feeding frenzy like **THIS** … musta had half the board worked up… I KNOW I was/am among that number… ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/198 "2003-08-08T23:45:06Z")
I didn’t take it as horn tooting… I always assumed that the response women got from sites like that was far greater than any man could hope for… Ah the inequities… But your gender makes up for it b putting up with mine… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/199 "2003-08-09T00:29:14Z")
I must bow out of this thread. Too much heartache, too much heartache… ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/200 "2003-08-09T00:35:00Z")
Yeah yeah, \*\*dan, \*\* heartache. I think you need to go address a two-syllable issue created by this thread, the first syllable of which sorta rhymes with “heart,” and the second syllable of which sorta rhymes with “gong.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=11)